by ImTheKingOfMyWorld August 20, 2004
Get the Justin Timberlake mug.The act of two females scissoring while a male is underneath with his penis up between their vagina's.
I caught an early flight home and walked in on my wife scissoring some chick, to which I replied "Hmmmm... Perhaps this would be a good time to scissor me timber!"
by Ssylar October 27, 2008
Get the scissor me timber mug.A timberologist is one who is knowledgeable about the origins, attributes, positive and negative aspects, and retail value of all types of wood, timber, lumber, and any other type of tree product.
I consulted my local timberologist at Lowes about the type of wood would be best for my new coffee table.
by Bretton and Brandon May 7, 2004
Get the timberologist mug.A form of offroad recreation that involves rednecks with big trucks bouncing through the trees and spilling their beer.
It's also a website (www.timbercrawler.com) where Jeeps and porn are the topics of discussion.
It's also a website (www.timbercrawler.com) where Jeeps and porn are the topics of discussion.
by camoloveslance March 5, 2009
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Get the Timbersquirrel mug.A group of three or more women who are nice enough when alone and away from their pack, but when put together are ruthless and have no regard for how they act or how they treat people around them. They are very protective of their fellow wolves. Timber Wolves usually make awesome drinking buddies if you can get close enough.
Some Guy: Man, check out those Timber Wolves dancing in a circle around their purses.
Some Dude: I am so going to buy that blonde a drink.
Some Guy: DON'T DO IT BRO!! They look like man eaters buddy.
Some Dude: I am so going to buy that blonde a drink.
Some Guy: DON'T DO IT BRO!! They look like man eaters buddy.
by Tequila Johnson March 30, 2009
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