by Tim tim salaubim December 28, 2021
Get the Tim Tim salabimmug. A Celtic supporter,a person of supposedly Irish origin who likes to live on welfare on British shores whilst getting drunk on communion wine and dreaming of their motherland Kerry, they normally suffer gingivitus and have a third eye used to spot the queens shilling(which they supposedldly dislike!!!) on street pavements,they wash infrequently thus making them Mhanky bastards and they have been known to congregate upto 60'000 strong at a so called paradise called the San Giro Stadium - owing to their liking of teh brew,these soap dodgers like terrorists paedos and have affilliations to anybody who dislikes a Rangers fan ie Handsome Devils, they cause riots on aeroplanes due to lack of tobacco and Buckfast intake and would sell their rosary beads for 2 minutes with the pope their lord and master;they also love Gerry Adams,The Pogues and each one has had an encounter with Leprachauns at some drunken stage of their sad existance, they are in short a menace and bitter to Rangers FC Scotlands most successful and premier football club.
That wee smelly guy with ginger hair and freckles must be a TIM
Frankie Boyle the comedian is a typical TIM
A person of lesser education is a TIM
The dole office is full of TIM's today
It must be Giro day when the TIM's are out of their wanking chariots before 2pm
A TIM is a plastic Paddy
All celtic fans are TIM's
Frankie Boyle the comedian is a typical TIM
A person of lesser education is a TIM
The dole office is full of TIM's today
It must be Giro day when the TIM's are out of their wanking chariots before 2pm
A TIM is a plastic Paddy
All celtic fans are TIM's
by ParkoVanBastenThe3rd September 5, 2010
Get the TIMmug. Yeah ignore everything else, tim is literally just a name to describe a person. He isn't the juxtaposition of intelligence, good looks, and athleticism that is described by the wretches (whom are likely named Tim) that hide behind the thin veil of confidence or worth granted by their superfluous definition of the name.
Some "unique" snowflake (probably named tim): OMG11!! TIM IS SO HOT AND GOOD AND ATHLETIC YOU SHOULD JUST BOW DOWN TO HIM. NO YOU SOULD JUST KIL URSELF!1!! BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER AMOUNT TO PRODIGIOUSNESS, HOLY SHIT I JUST WANNA SUCK HIS DICK BECAUS HE IS JUST THAT GOOD!!!!
You, me, or some other individual whom displays even a slight pedigree of sentience: "Holy shit what type of fucking retard would take time out of their day to type this noisome, queasy, nauseating, outright offensive degenerate discard. Out of anything they could've done, they decided to jerk themselves off, on the internet, where nobody cares. They didn't even actually jerk themselves off, like nigga, do us all a favor, and decide in doing something productive, maybe consider a trade, go outside, talk to friends, anything other than praising yourself in order to maintain your delicate confidence (or the facade you hide behind)."
You, me, or some other individual whom displays even a slight pedigree of sentience: "Holy shit what type of fucking retard would take time out of their day to type this noisome, queasy, nauseating, outright offensive degenerate discard. Out of anything they could've done, they decided to jerk themselves off, on the internet, where nobody cares. They didn't even actually jerk themselves off, like nigga, do us all a favor, and decide in doing something productive, maybe consider a trade, go outside, talk to friends, anything other than praising yourself in order to maintain your delicate confidence (or the facade you hide behind)."
by UTTER FUCKING PERFECTION March 9, 2020
Get the timmug. It is the land of the Legedary Tim-Tims. They are the ultimate lax bros and they march the best instrument there is, the alto saxaphone, but mostly it is a place where people go when they are high.
by Tim-Tim_Da_Lax_Bro December 1, 2013
Get the tim-tim landmug. The name Tim usually belongs to sophomores who linger on the outskirts of every social circle but are unwilling to join one because of an extreme aversion to being "labeled". Too bad the Tim's of the world fail to understand that by doing this they are labeled as one of the weird kids that somehow everyone knows.
His favorite words are probably "tubular", "gnarly", and "far out", and he claims to be able to snowboard and surf. He uses an inordinate amount of hair gel and dreams of having dreads. He wants the world to be exactly like Lennon's "Imagine" but he's just a dreamer without a plan.
His favorite words are probably "tubular", "gnarly", and "far out", and he claims to be able to snowboard and surf. He uses an inordinate amount of hair gel and dreams of having dreads. He wants the world to be exactly like Lennon's "Imagine" but he's just a dreamer without a plan.
Person A: Hey, have you seen Tim today?
Person B: Who's Tim?
OR
Person A: I heard Tim has a TronMaster.
Person B: No, she fired him long ago. He epically FAILED, man.
Person B: Who's Tim?
OR
Person A: I heard Tim has a TronMaster.
Person B: No, she fired him long ago. He epically FAILED, man.
by TronMaster February 7, 2009
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