Lonely Threesome

When you are supposed to be having a hot threesome but the other two participants are giving you zero attention whilst humping at each other like no tomorrow

Dude, even if somehow you finally managed to get Kirsty and Stacey into bed at the same time, it'd be a lonely threesome for you mate.

by Charlocharlo December 23, 2023

Threesome

when a group of three friends have some nice fun! and play games!!

Hey guys wanna have a threesome? uhh what do you mean?! I mean let’s play uno! oh ok I was thinking something else.. :flushed:

by AxtraAlex May 29, 2022

Intracontinental Threesome

When three people from separate time zones within a country engage in sexual intercourse

Yo that bed included east coast, Midwest, and west coast jawns participating… that’s an intracontinental threesome.

by daddy_linguini July 14, 2024

Vanilla Oreo threesome

2 people of asian ethnicity grouped up with a person of caucasian ethnicity for intercourse.

we need to find someone of the caucasian ethnicity to truly fill our Vanilla Oreo threesome

by Anonymoustuxedo6969 May 2, 2021

Lesbian Threesome

Three girls having sex
Nia was watching her favorite show, Doctor Who, when her friend Charlotte came barging in. “Hey Nia!” She exclaims. “Oh hi Charlotte, why are you here?” Nia asks “I am here to show you the DVD that just got delivered to my house that nobody says they bought.” Charlotte said. “Show me.” Nia says. Charlotte reveals a DVD of 3 hours of Lesbian Porn. “Oh.” Nia says, “Wanna watch it?” She asks. Charlotte replies, “Sure, why not.” She puts the DVD in the tv. After 30 minutes to an hour, both Nia and Charlotte have wet panties and suddenly Charlotte grabs Nia and pins her to the carpet. Charlotte unbuttons her blouse and Nia takes pff her clothes. Nia rips off Charlottes bra with her teeth revealing her 46DD boobs. Nia starts to lick them and bite them and kiss them while Charlotte fingers her wet pussy. Nia gets a dildo and shoves it into Charlottes pussy, massaging her clit in the process. Charlottes moans are so loud, it attracts attention from The next door neighbor Izzy, or Isabelle. Isabelle walks in to see Charlotte fisting Nia while licking her legs. “Can I join you?” Izzy asks “Of course” Nia says, half moaning, half talking. Izzy starts to eat out Nia, while Nia eats put Charlotte, and Charlotte rams the big 10” dildo into Izzy anally. Charlotte then gives Nia a turn with the dildo having Izzy put it in her jamming it here. Charlotte kisses Izzys neck during this, giving her hickeys.

Thrice the heat with no meat.
Man 1: “I love lesbian threesomes dude”
Man 2: “yeah bro, its thrice the heat with no meat man

by Scar_Cam March 16, 2025

Bee's threesome

Blowing a guy and impregnating a woman with his load

Last nicht I had a bee's threesome with the couple down the street

by Zicoesk March 15, 2020

Amazon Threesome

A threesome involving three women. Bonus points if they are all tall and muscular.

"Change the subject Stan."

"I don't know why you're so opposed to it. I wanna see an Amazon Threesome live, is that so wrong?"

"They're my sisters Stan!"

by Sassy Sass April 18, 2015