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John

A Greek person that is og in Fortnite and has a tiny dick that even will his mom said that
by Septicdtagon April 6, 2019
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John

A guy who is very attractive in many ways and have a big dick like 7 inches is a good kisser very confusing and can get a girl at anytime.It will seem like he don't love you at points but he will always be therefor you no matter what happens.and he can dress and very popular and handsome as hell.
You see John over there he so handsome I wish he was my boyfriend👅💦💦
by Diamond Reyes July 28, 2016
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John

John hmm... John is probably Asian probably good at math. Good at basketball and probably is having a good relasonship john is cool and he can sometimes eat to much noodles and go rap god style on your ass but yeh then he is cool
I asked john to do my math homework because I was falling behind
by Omg283 August 21, 2014
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John

He's such a john
by Johnisafagotwithasmallchode February 28, 2017
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John

john is dying from cancer because he makes fun of everyone for having it. He will die in 1972.
the only thing John is good at is making fun of people with cancer. son of the devil will not rise!
by poppydinbus May 30, 2018
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john

John is a guy that is outgoing and friendly. Everyone knows of him but he keeps very few close friends. Shy and quiet but usually willing to open up to you when you get to know him and he knows he can trust you. Then he can tell you what is on his mind and can be very emotional which does bring about his true feelings. John is also someone who has anger issues and when he is angry you do not want to mess with him or you could end up hurt and when that happens you you would never want to be near him ever again and if you get on his good side he will be nice just don't make him angry.
john can be nice but also mean
by the man 22343 November 21, 2018
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John

He is a nice strong man who you wouldn’t wanna upset. He is a great companion and will always protect you

For gods sake stop posting these things
by Mr.Cheezebrgr April 18, 2020
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