van tetris

The game played when packing a van to utilize the space efficiently.

Fancy a game of van tetris?

No, I'm not helping you move house.

by vixvix March 2, 2009

Divi van

Marked police van used by Victoria Police, usually a converted commercial vehicle with a reinforced enclosed rear cargo area for holding and transporting offenders to a police station. Abbreviated from the official designation, Divisional van. From a bygone era when Melbourne was divided into police divisions.

I saw the divi van parked outside the Railway Hotel, after hours. The cops were probably inside having a drink with the publican.

by House Martin February 18, 2013

van houtte

a coffee and baked goods based in quebec,canada

wanna go to van houtte ?
re : oh yeah lets get a Latte.

by blitzz September 18, 2007

White Van

An apparatus used by sex offenders and pedophiles to swipe kids. Usually comes with the offer of free candy, free wifi, or a ride home.

Cosby: Yo, Kilo G be swipin' kids at the playground with his white van again.
Franken: Don't act like you the innocent one here Bill.

by Kamikazee49 March 8, 2018

Van Gessel

one that only wears scrafs the whole year trough and has a beer-belly

He's fat scarf wearing fuck, he truly is a Van Gessel.

by Xx_69_Gesseltje_69_xX April 20, 2021

suicide van

A minivan driven by a muslim woman

Uh oh! There's a real risk of a terrorist attack . I just saw a suicide van two blocks away.

by Kosp November 15, 2016

van vohland

The biggest faggot with a mangina who is a redneck cousin fucker.

Dad:Man ya know van vohland the mangina faggot?

Van: yea I fucked my cousin on your side of the family...

by Mint Daddy February 2, 2018