urinal anxiety

I have this condition and I'm not male... but what this is is basically not being able to piss when someones right outside the bathroom or is in the bathroom stall next to you for fear of someone hearing you pee or accidently blasting one.

I couldn't pee cuz some hot guy was outside waiting to use the toilet, I turned the water on and it still wouldn't flow.

by cruella June 16, 2005

Turkish urinal

When a chick gets on her knees and a dude pisses in her mouth. Then to flush, hold her nose shut and close her mouth so she has to swallow it.

Man I was getting some head and had to piss so bad that I decided to give this chick a turkish urinal.

by Andre Bushart April 10, 2007

urinal fag

1. A man who walks into any bathroom and instead of choosing a urinal with no one around him, he goes and stands next to another guy using a urinal.

1. Out of five open urinals that urinal fag picked the one next to me.

by Domination57 May 24, 2011

urinal situation

1) When one is pissing at the urinal, looks to the side and sees someone who greets them, or knows them.

2) Any awkward situation which resembles the situation above. Not necessarily male oriented.

3) Like being stuck between a rock and a hard place.

person 1: "I looked to the left and saw my prof. He smiled at me."
person 2: "How did you deal with that urinal situation?"
person 1: "I smiled back."

person 1:"Was waiting in line with my girlfriend at the pharmacy when I realized my ex and her boyfriend were waiting in line behind us. We were both buying the pill."
person 2: "I'm glad I wasn't apart of that urinal situation."

by cyberphunkisms March 16, 2011

urinal backfire

The act of a gentlemen urinating in the urinal , while the urinal spews his own urine back at him .

Me : hey bro i gotta take a leak .

Friend: alright man

Friend (5 mins later) : dude what happend to your pants?!?!
Me: oh yeah , i had some "urinal backfire" if you know what i mean.

by Exotic guy December 3, 2013

Urination Vacation

A long trip to the toilet to relieve one's self.

Jerry has been in the bathroom for 15 minutes and he said he was gonna take a piss. He's on a urination vacation.

by Torlo October 11, 2019

urinal-splits

The wide-based stance men must take at a urinal to avoid splashback, sprinkle-toes, or a pool of urine on the floor.

In an effort to stay dry, I did urinal-splits and pulled my groin.

by VictorDSpoils October 11, 2009