muffin steamer

A Muffin Steamer is when a person usually a baby has shit in his or her pants while sitting down or in the action of sitting down creating a huge steaming mess that sticks between asscheeks or muffins.

After my baby turned two weeks old, his muffin steamers got bigger and bigger.

by PamperStamper July 24, 2006

cleaveland steamer

This is a method of breaking up with a significant other or a severe type of revenge. This is where, the couple have one last night of outstanding sex. As the significant other falls asleep the guilty party proceeds to very gently leave a massive pile of excrement (shit to you less educated soles) on the significant other's chest.

by snoproslim October 22, 2003

blumpkin steamer

The act of a man getting a blowjob while simultaneously taking a shit on their partners chest; and afterwards, rolling their ass back and forth in it to make it like a steam roller.

dude, he did a blumpkin steamer withhis girlfriend, and she broke up with him before he could finish shitting.

by slackGIR August 28, 2006

belgium steamer

a sexual act where during the girl's orgasm you shit in her mouth

guy A: ever watched disturbing porn videos?
guy B: yeh i watched the belgium steamer one and the church of fudge
guy A: fuck you cunt im not your friend
guy B: yeh only because i belgium steamered your mum your cock sucking faggot

by Young.Whites PYG January 5, 2010

cleaveland steamer

The act or acts of defecating on your sexual partner's chest. In particular, the feces should be projected to dump starting on the partners belly slowly steaming your way up the chest and into his/her mouth.

The bitch said she wanted to get freaky so I laid a cleaveland steamer on her.

by Raw Doggie September 15, 2003

Stanley Steamer

Taking a large dump on the chest of another during some type of sex act. Usually, performed as a ritual to celebrate the miracles of poop.

"Danny dont give me a stanley steamer tonight I want to be able to go out without having to take a shower. Plus, its not Poopmas!" - Jane W.

by John Trian July 27, 2006

spartanburg steamer.

To have your face covered in shit by another individual and then immediately run into your room and cry without washing. The steamer is often preceded by the Hot Swank.

David called his Mom after enjoying a spartanburg steamer.

by L-ish January 17, 2008