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Sponge knocking

A person is sponge knocking if they say that they tried to pay a debt to another person, but lied about it.
Person 1 "Man I tried to pay you...knocked on the door....no answer"
Person 2 "Oh yeah? Knocked all night at my door...was in all night, were you knocking on the door with a sponge?" Hence called sponge knocking. "I was accused of sponge knocking...but i really tried"
by AK169 September 18, 2011
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Sping spong

Created by Kamstamizer, sping spong is a phrase used to insult one's intelligence to an extreme degree (putting them on the same level as a mentally retarded individual)
Stfu Ben you absolute sping spong
by Kamstamizer November 23, 2019
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Giggle-sponge

A cum filled uncrustable peanut-butter jelly sandwich. Delicious and easy to make.

Simply,

hollow out a third of the peanut butter and jelly

and then fuck the shit out of it and fill it with some precious semen.

Best paired with wocklean and fentanyl.
Please enjoy responsibly.
" Geez,have you seen Fabien faggotdick?

He can really gobble down a giggle-sponge "
by Killallfurries42069 October 14, 2023
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Sponge Moment

When you insult someone very personally because you couldn’t take a joke. Can also be called by pulling a Sponge
Jokester: You’re fat
Sponge Momenter: That’s why yo mama dead
Person: You pulled a sponge
by NotAdo April 19, 2020
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Drama Sponge

A person who involves themselves with drama without being involved to begin with.
Man 1: Hey bro I heard about what your argument with Kyle you should watch your back.

Man 2: How about you quit being a Drama Sponge and mind your own buisness.
by Mofirefist October 12, 2020
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morale sponge

An expression widely used within the military to describe a person who, by their input or presence, have the ability to suck all the fun out of a particular task or situation.
"I used to enjoy being on nights, but recently it's been such a drag because I've been on with Danny, he's a total morale sponge."
by dlc671 April 3, 2009
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Sponge Knuckle

Close to the idea of a moose knuckle or a camel toe. The only difference is that the woman is really fat and she wears tight pants and you can see the cellulite through them, looking very similar to a sponge.
I was walking down main on a Friday night. Bitch had white yoga pants on and you could totally see her sponge knuckle.
hanging lowwww
by Carlypants May 19, 2013
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