A notice issued by police in the United Kingdom when seizing someone’s car, usually as a result of dangerous driving, or for having illegal modifications.
“Do you think they can tell if my car is mapped?”
“I don’t know bro, but if they can, they’ll probably give you a Section 59.”
“I don’t know bro, but if they can, they’ll probably give you a Section 59.”
by 3Serie March 21, 2023
Get the Section 59mug. The last thing anyone wants to go through. An operation performed on an individual who has been constipated for multile days, or worse, multiple weeks. This operation is performed if one's turd is detected as large as a newborn child via ultra sound and low in fiber. Medical professionals often refer to the extracted specimen as "the brown child".
Jimmy: Boy, I haven't shit in a few weeks and feel a few pounds heavier.
Christian: Damn man that blows, you may need to consider getting a constipated C section. This is something to be taken serioisly!
Christian: Damn man that blows, you may need to consider getting a constipated C section. This is something to be taken serioisly!
by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025
Get the Constipated C Sectionmug. by Gshsbsve August 29, 2019
Get the Homie sectionalmug. by lowes_customer October 10, 2021
Get the Lowe's gardening sectionmug. by Fried Koolaid Chikn September 28, 2025
Get the Section 8 ass niggamug. A girl or guy who drinks excessively in a club. The bottle always seems to empty faster when they are around. Section killers can be good at hiding it. So keep an eye out.
by icontingz November 8, 2022
Get the Section killermug. the technological future on the planet through the Internet, construct the personalities in order to be assimilated to the values of fame being interpreted to the knowledge of Artificial Intelligence;
In this process the identity in personification in comment sessions are conflicted in order to adjust the focus to the range of viewers consuming the preceedings in audience conquests;
At this point, the focus on responses to articles and postings are persuaded to interact with other responses, neglecting the intellect of this interactivity in order to satisfy the absence of the content originally being commented without the content content of virtual cultures;
Then the Sectioned Commentator is programmed to be fluent and unperceived from Artificial Intelligence in order to escape the virtual machine retaining the fame in understanding by being assimilated in the course of the intellectual executioners;
In this process the identity in personification in comment sessions are conflicted in order to adjust the focus to the range of viewers consuming the preceedings in audience conquests;
At this point, the focus on responses to articles and postings are persuaded to interact with other responses, neglecting the intellect of this interactivity in order to satisfy the absence of the content originally being commented without the content content of virtual cultures;
Then the Sectioned Commentator is programmed to be fluent and unperceived from Artificial Intelligence in order to escape the virtual machine retaining the fame in understanding by being assimilated in the course of the intellectual executioners;
"nice article, gonna make a super comment on this;"
then suddenly the perception is affected, and the sanitation to keep the conversation script in session access is applied - thus avoiding further persuasions for custom content being presented by the Artificial Intelligence;
the Sectioned Commentator once again was left in favor to others fame;
then suddenly the perception is affected, and the sanitation to keep the conversation script in session access is applied - thus avoiding further persuasions for custom content being presented by the Artificial Intelligence;
the Sectioned Commentator once again was left in favor to others fame;
by WDS® August 17, 2018
Get the Sectioned Commentatormug.