A female that radiates the bitch persona through all communication: verbal, non-verbal, facial expressions and via email and phone correspondence.
I was on a conference call with Linda, she had resting bitch aura. I could sense the bitchiness through the phone!!!
by Charby Sue April 18, 2017
Get the resting bitch auramug. The beatific expression of an extremist - either on the left or the right - who holds opinions that only they and their crank-friends subscribe to. Resting crank face can involve smiling benignly, while spouting crank theories to crank comrades 'The moon landings were faked by Stanley Kubrick' or 'The illuminati is controlling Congress' or 'The Joos did 9/11'
When Jacob Rees-Mogg talks about Brexit a little smile plays around his lips and he becomes the poster boy of the Resting Crank Face.
Have you never noticed how much Jeremy Corbyn grins when he's standing under a Hezbollah banner? That's his Resting Crank Face.
"Wow, what's he got to smile about - he's holding a sign that says 'The holocaust was exaggerated'?"
"That's his Resting Crank Face."
"How come Julian Assange's face always looks that way?"
"He has a natural Resting Crank Face."
Have you never noticed how much Jeremy Corbyn grins when he's standing under a Hezbollah banner? That's his Resting Crank Face.
"Wow, what's he got to smile about - he's holding a sign that says 'The holocaust was exaggerated'?"
"That's his Resting Crank Face."
"How come Julian Assange's face always looks that way?"
"He has a natural Resting Crank Face."
by Mrs Nuddering September 23, 2019
Get the Resting Crank Facemug. Wow, did you see that judgmental look on her face when she zoned out? She must have resting judge face.
by egglet September 8, 2015
Get the resting judge facemug. Similar to resting bitch face and resting dick face. Resting snitch face is an indicator that a person has a secret and is trying to hold it back. Signs of resting snitch face include small, half smiles similar to Mona Lisa's. Suffers of resting snitch face may also have bouts of immature giggling as they try to hold back from sharing whatever secret they are holding in.
She tried to keep the secret that she ate her daughter's candy, but the mom's resting snitch face gave her away.
by RaisingtheCurtins October 9, 2019
Get the resting snitch facemug. When an individual's face is stuck with a constant ferocious and hungry look, like that of a serial rapist right before the penetration of an unwilling or unknowing victim.
Vinny: "That bald dude over there has been staring at Molly like he's going to kill her all night. "
John: "Oh no, he's cool. That's just Jake. He's totally got resting rape face."
John: "Oh no, he's cool. That's just Jake. He's totally got resting rape face."
by FlamingBadgers March 10, 2017
Get the resting rape facemug. by bigback1234 November 15, 2014
Get the Resting Weeds Facemug. Resting Bitch Voice (RBV) - a disorder in which an individual presents as incapable of controlling the amount of bitchiness in the tone of their voice. Symptoms are often intermittent and can come on suddenly. An increase of severity of RBV is often seen in concurrence with other health conditions such as stress, at certain times of the month and with tequila use. RBV often worsens with age. While RBV was officially named in 2022, the condition has existed within certain populations for many years. There is no known cure.
Wow, I just had a run-in with your friend. She was super agro. Who? Oh....no....she has resting bitch voice.
Omigosh , did you hear Maria was diagnosed with RBV?
Your Honor, I was not being disrespectful to the officer, I suffer from resting bitch voice.
Omigosh , did you hear Maria was diagnosed with RBV?
Your Honor, I was not being disrespectful to the officer, I suffer from resting bitch voice.
by JeniJeni August 18, 2022
Get the Resting Bitch Voicemug.