The Game

If you think about the game, you lose. The only game in which the only way to win is to not think about it.

You just lost the game.

1: Ah! I just lost the game!
2: That's the first time I've lost in 3 years!

by magicmadx October 2, 2018

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The G-unit's biggest mistake. A rapper who never should've joined G-unit. Pussy rapper who was let go by the G-unit because he wouldn't back them up when Fat Joe was calling them out.

Anyone who doesn't back up their crew is the game.

by RayJ September 11, 2006

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The game, is a game played by a large population, in which you lose by thinking about it. If you ever think of the game, you must announce to the public that you lost. Contrary to popular belief there is a way to win, and that is by yelling the words "I won the game!" during sex, which is fairly awkward.

"James just beat the game"
"Damnit I just lost the game"
"You haven't beat it yet?"
"No"
"n00b"

by The Wonderful Wizard of Oz July 28, 2009

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Dating more than 3 girls at one time.

Patrick Plays the game and is winning

by MaxiM October 19, 2003

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the gayest mother fukin rapper ever, if g-unit or g unit didnt get rid of the game i would have never liked g-unit

the game- hey fifty, i wanna suck your dick
50 cent- hell no you lame ass nigga
the game- ah come on
50 cent-fuck you bitch, you outta the fuckin group
the game- well fuck you ill go suck young bucks dick
young buck- my ass you will you a gay ass nigga, game y dont you go suck your own dick, oh yeah dats right you aint got one you fuckin pussy
the game- fine ill go home and cry to my pussy ass mom and go suck her titties and then im gonna tell on you my nizzle
50 cent- first of all only fake niggaz and snoop dogg say nizzle and second of all i dont give a fuck wut you gonna do just get da fuck outta here
lloyd banks- yeah and take your blow up doll and x-small condoms wit you bitch
the game- fine i will... ... ...
tony yayo-... well? GET DA FUCK OUTTA HERE
olivia- you ugly ass nigga
the game- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
young buck-... god wut a pussy

by wjw6j August 18, 2006

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a game in which a certain point value is attributed to certain sexualy oriented activities. Scoring is as followed. The game was invented for but not limited to men.

Make Out/Feel Up......1 pt.
Finger................5 pt.
Hand Job..............8 pt.
Tit-Fuck..............9 pt.
Head/Eat Out..........10 pt.
Sex...................50 pt.
Anal..................100 pt.

The Game does not have an ultimate winner, unless its an obvious landslide. However, the game doesn't end, even if the winner is determined. It also takes a lot of dedication considering its lack of an off-season.

Johnny scored 10 pts in The Game the other day when he got a blow job from the local tramp.

by Jon Kobes and Johnny C November 22, 2006

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