by Allen C B January 11, 2023
Get the Excusemug. Karen: *whispers* She's such a slut.
Tiffany: *whispers back* I know, right? I don't know why anyone would date her.
Misty: Um, excuse me?
Tiffany: *whispers back* I know, right? I don't know why anyone would date her.
Misty: Um, excuse me?
by keykodyssey December 6, 2017
Get the Um, excuse me?mug. Good to use when someones just broken into your house or your sibling has just left the entire pacific ocean on the goddamn bathroom floor.
by Emmy_Da_Bish201211 February 9, 2024
Get the Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk?mug. by sugacansuckmyjiminsizedpepper June 29, 2018
Get the Excuse me!mug. An excuse that has been used so many times that nobody believes it anymore. It's no good, so you throw it in the bucket with all the other worn-out excuses.
Parent: Have you done your homework yet?
Kid: I can't find it. It must have fallen out of my backpack.
Parent: That's the third time you've used that excuse! Throw that bucket excuse in the bucket and get your homework out!
Kid: I can't find it. It must have fallen out of my backpack.
Parent: That's the third time you've used that excuse! Throw that bucket excuse in the bucket and get your homework out!
by BlahBlehBloop February 25, 2023
Get the Bucket Excusemug. Refers to your wearing a personal music-device that uses a headset of some sort, and then "blaming it on that" whenever someone complains that you appear to be ignoring him, when of course in reality you actually heard what he said just fine because **the headphones weren't even playing at the time**, but you were merely practicing "selective deafness" because you didn't happen to like what he had to say, and so you did not wish to respond to and/or be affected by whatever he was telling you.
The headphones excuse can also be "used in reverse" in instances where you are being compelled to be present during a speech, lecture, tirade, etc., and you cannot bear to listen to said boring/controversial/voluminous b**ls**t for even a few seconds... what you do, therefore, is clip on your headphone-based music-device that's hidden inside an outer plastic cabinet that you have boldly labelled, "personal amplified listening device", so that the speaker and anyone else present will think that you are just wanting to ensure that you'll be clearly hearing every single word that the self-important gabber is saying, when in reality you are using the headphones to DROWN HIM OUT so that you won't either need a straitjacket or commit mass-homicide halfway through said extended monologue. It's a vital accessory if you're being "drugged as a child" because your parents "drug you to church".
by QuacksO September 10, 2018
Get the headphones excusemug. Largely used in romance, excuses people give rejecting someone by overcomplicating their baggage into something valid on a positive spin. This is usually overcompensating for their romantic insecurities
She gave him a comfort excuse turning him down by telling him she's older and divorced and that he's younger and has his life ahead of him because she fears that her baggage will get in the way of enjoying the romance.
Usually in this case mora than not, the person is really rejecting themselves before they get rejected in the long term
Usually in this case mora than not, the person is really rejecting themselves before they get rejected in the long term
by Miktionary January 6, 2024
Get the Comfort excusemug.