vag-rig

a vagina that is so complex one must draw a map to figure out how the fuck it works

i was fucking this girl last night and she kept telling me what to do, so i asked her to draw a map of her vag-rig

by Captain Pumperloaf March 24, 2009

vag shield

The Female version of a cock block. When a woman is prevented from having sex by another individual.

Dude, Paige got vag-shielded last night. Dude, Amy is such a vag shield.

by msmillerisdumb April 3, 2009

Vag Rage

Noun

When an arbitrary "feminist/SJW" blames society for his/her lack of talent/marketability/experience/competence. Especially blaming men for all of the world's wrongs.

Usually characterised by long rants on facebook, with likes from losers in basements who really need to get some to get their heads straight.

"Did you see Sona's fb rant about how Wacken predominantly has a lot of male artists?"

"Yeah, it was true vag rage"

"Jenny, stop vag raging and get a life. And a job"
-Self-respecting, employed, female friend

by sepiator December 17, 2016

vag-addict

to be addicted to everything vagina

males and females equally have the ability to be vag-addicts. it transcends all ages, races, and any/all other socio-economic brackets.

by vag_addict#1 April 9, 2010

vag nugget

An annoying whore

Annoying person* "Blah Blah Blah"
Me* "Shut up you vag nugget"
-Tyler ( I made this up in the car )

by Iam_tdaddy January 29, 2021

Vag-Tackle

A combat move in which a woman uses her groin and inner thighs to take down an opponent. She wraps her legs around her foe and forces him to the ground.

- Dude did you see that?
• Yah man this movie kicks ass!
- Oh snap! Did you see that vag-tackle!?
• Take dat pussayy

by SIE123 January 11, 2013

vag cold

when the penis gets so cold that in an effort to keep warm it inverts itself up inside of the body, resembling a vagina.

"oh god it's so cold outside! i'm getting a vag cold!"

by damnitrandii December 16, 2008