A rare vulgar term where in 29088029183901828391283.1 chance someone gets shat on and his name is Bob.
by I'm on MISERY! November 23, 2023
Get the Took a shit on Bob mug.A person that quit, relinquishes, stops, abstains, changes, alters, caves into ... or in any other way shape or form ceases and desists, any action they were priorly engagedngaged in. Either voluntarily or involuntarily
Q: "What's Bob drinking? That's his 6th"...
A: Oh he'll be okay. Ever since he ran over the priest that was chasing that naked altar boy down the street. He knew the parties over, and THAT'S what put the kibosh on everything, so "He Took a Seltzer.
Q: Whatever happened to Amanda, she was a great Producer?
A: "You know, ever since her boss Harvey Weinstein got all handsy, she "Took a Seltzer"
"Bobby Kennedy was going to go after the Mob. But after they got Jack, he Took a Seltzer instead "
A: Oh he'll be okay. Ever since he ran over the priest that was chasing that naked altar boy down the street. He knew the parties over, and THAT'S what put the kibosh on everything, so "He Took a Seltzer.
Q: Whatever happened to Amanda, she was a great Producer?
A: "You know, ever since her boss Harvey Weinstein got all handsy, she "Took a Seltzer"
"Bobby Kennedy was going to go after the Mob. But after they got Jack, he Took a Seltzer instead "
by Don't Believe All # July 23, 2021
Get the TOOK A SELTZER mug.When you try to make it to the toilet on time for a nasty shit but fail, soiling yourself. In honor of Ravens QB Lamar Jackson who experienced a very public episode of this during a game in 2020.
That Indian food tore me up, I ran like hell for the bathroom but took a Jackson instead. Now I need new pants.
by NorseStar November 9, 2022
Get the took a jackson mug.Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully
Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”
Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested
Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me”
Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested
Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me”
by Kaney Wets January 7, 2022
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Get the Took mug.You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is a long word, often used when someone has typed so much that they deserve to be where they are currently located. There are many ways You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here can be used, such in text, writing, and that is just about the most common forms You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is used.
Guy 1: This is a long sentence I am writing to you right now Guy 2, you might as well respect me.
Guy 2: You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here
Guy 3: Nice.
Guy 2: You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here
Guy 3: Nice.
by hehehehahahafunny November 25, 2020
Get the You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here mug.Bob: Yo, what happened to Randy?
Alex: He smashed his balls with a hammer to make us laugh.
Bob: That's rough, he really took one for the meme.
Alex: He smashed his balls with a hammer to make us laugh.
Bob: That's rough, he really took one for the meme.
by Kjose December 29, 2020
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