twat plop

When a girl does the action of a teabag on someones head.

Jennifer told jason that she was gonna give him a twat plop if he fell asleep.

by jarhead9 January 17, 2010

Plop Anxiety

The fear of someone hearing you poop, particularly in a public toilet

I held onto my shit until the coast was clear, my Plop Anxiety was real

by Tractorgasm April 10, 2024

Hot Plop

The use of heating equipment to heat up a toilet seat before sitting on it to move your bowels.

'That ceramic seat is freezing, give me the hairdryer - I'm going to take a Hot Plop.'

by TheDevastator555 April 22, 2017

plop it in the trunk

What Amazon wants to do with your packages. Simultaneously, an awful metaphor for anal.

Caleb: "Did you hear Amazon wants to deliver packages to your car?"
Ed: "No? What will they do, just plop it in the trunk?"

Thomas: "Dude, I totally plopped her in the trunk last night!"
Harmon: "... What in the genuine fuck does that mean?"

by WarmLeatherette May 30, 2018

Plop

verb. To sit or lie down in a heavy or careless way.
To fuck.

To take a shit.

To inhale/devour a meal quickly
"Plop er down"= to have sex with

Seaver plopped down on the couch to take a nap after he was finished plopping on some lukewarm Stripes breakfast tacos and ploppin some nuggets on the commode.

by katy lauderdale June 16, 2021

Plop (adjective)

It’s a blessing or a curse, sent to us by from the ancient gods, depending on how you use this power. If you are

“a good plop” there’s nothing to fear. It’s just a compliment. But if you are just a plop, oh boi, you’re in for a ride!

Symptoms of Being a good plop may include:

- Happiness

- 12 horse masks trying to kiss your nose tip
- smiling
- teeth enlargement
- German heritage

Symptoms of being a plop may include:

- Death by stepping on the most crunchy leaf on earth, getting scared, scream with a volume above 1100 dB and create a black hole that’s gonna swallow the whole galaxy (obviously)
- Being sent to the underworld (also known as the place where farts go after having their owner discovered by classmates)
- Being sawed in half and repaired with only Flex Tape by Phill Swift (IT EVEN WORKS UNDERWATER! =D)
- Last but definitely not least, having your soul ripped out by being forced to eat a whole bag of tortilla chips vertically

Choose wisely, the world is now in your hands

Stop you f*cking plop. (Bad :((()
Hey, take it ez, k? You’re a good plop!

Plop (adjective)

Both curseword and compliment

by MP3R February 18, 2022

Plop

An onomatopoeia or something

“Ooh there goes my poo plop”

by Yo what’s up it’s me January 18, 2019