Mon

Pronounced similarly so that it rhymes with 'bomb' or 'gone', A 'Mon' is an individual from the Cheshire region of the Uk who is characterised with a high interest in tractors.

They are typically not an actual expert in farming per se, thier love for tractors and associated machinery are thier only areas of interest.

The word 'Mon' is derived from 'Man' and designed to emulate the more slack jawed speech of the rural population of the area. It is typically incorporated into a greeting as follows: "Alreet (country slang for alright?) me (my) mon"

Many non-countryside influenced individuals use this way of addressing each other in order to sound simulator to the inhabitants of rural areas of cheshire i.e Nantwich, Malpas, Audlem etc.

"Alreet me mon, me john deere's PTO shaft has broken"

Or

"Can I lend a 3/4" socket for me Land Rover mon?"

by Wonnywocketwon December 4, 2019

Oh mon!

A phrase one says when they see something crazy or completely out of the ordinary to show disbelief or shock.

Friend A: Omg, I just saw a naked, homeless man in the park singing back to the birds?
Friend B: Oh mon! Did you bring your camera?

by Missblueiceeyes August 24, 2017

Mon Sashimi

The name given to those who have been rejected by their crush but are still adored by all.

I ask Jessica out and she said no.

At least you are still a Mon Sashimi.

by Urban my Jurbin November 25, 2017

Mon

Derived from the phrase “C’mon” and means the same thing

Lemme get a boneless pizza, mon!

by wonton ballsack January 14, 2018

Mon-Ica

Believed to be an entity originating from Latina America, Mon-Ica, was believed to be a goddess who blessed households with fertile lands and a good harvest. However, upon further investigation it was discovered Mon-Ica was actually a demon Succubus who plagued household leaving them in drought and uninhabitable conditions. It was been told that you can tell if Mon-Ica plagues you by the slight smell of cannabis or random long curly black hairs left in your home.

Por Favor ayuda me, Papa, I believe Mon-Ica plagues me and mi familia!

by saltyk March 5, 2019

Mon

Span of 3 months and 46 days

I once went on a trip for mon.

by Elephantearieswithascorpiomoon December 29, 2020

The Mon(k)ey

when you feel empty inside and you go outside and spend money on things you don't need

you experience a short lived rush or high only to be followed by regret, shock, disgust. similar to drug use and addiction. the brain's stimuli are the same.
"Its insane what happens when i am let loose at the mall and experience The Mon(k)ey.

by Krkič September 19, 2020