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Aarson Judge

Aaron Judge's twin brother and twitter legend for 24 hours. Aarson Judge signed with the San Fransisco Giants in the 2022 offseason but deal was later taken back after the Giants found out they were signing Aarson Judge and not Aaron Judge.
by Drippin Joe April 17, 2023
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Judge Judy

A term for a verbal degradation kink; When one is sexually aroused by being verbally abused by their partner. It may also be applied to specific role-play situations.
1. I’m such a Judge Judy, I love talking shit in bed.
2. Michael Judge Judy’d me last night and it was kind of hot
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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Usually Judge a Book By Its Cover

Mainly used for the fact that appearances have to make sense sometimes. It is important to not judge by appearances but even then there are some times where the good guy actually needs to look like a good guy, and the bad guy needs to look like a bad guy.
I'm just saying would you ever guess some hideous and grotesque behemoth is the hero and some beautiful and kind spoken princess is the villain? Honestly, you should usually judge a book by its cover.
by CelticEagle February 18, 2019
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Inner judge

Your inner judge does what all judges do. Makes judgements.
A judgement is a decision that assigns a value to a person or action.
Saying that you are bad, stupid, dumb, ETC
These are Inner Judge Judgements.
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Sane as a judge

If you say that someone is as sane as a judge, you are saying that he/she is in good mental health and can think and behave very rationally. This idiom comes from the fact that judges decide who is either sane or insane in a court.
Son who thinks he's insane when he's not: Dad, considering my mental health issues, do you think I'm insane? I'm kind of worried.

Dad: That's not true, my son. I wholeheartedly believe you're as sane as a judge.
by Info2go April 9, 2025
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Hungry Judge Phenomenon

That sounds like a pretty substantial miscarriage of justice if that is the case.
Hym "BUT Hungry Judge Phenomenon doesn't occur 100% of the time does it? And reminding them of their mortality has the same effect? So it isn't 'predetermined' it just 'largely affected by' which, again, means determinism wrong and dumb. I mean it sounds like we should mandate snacks for judges and convince everyone they're immortal."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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Judges

The people who decide who wins and who loses.
Hym "I have never had a problem with meritocratic victory or defeat. My position is actually perfectly analogous to Joe's position on judges. The judges are getting paid to decide to wins and who loses. They are the ones who choose the winner. Joe is not. What justification does Joe have to protest the judges decision? Joe must be full of shit because the people who decide who wins and who loses say that he's wrong. Is he wrong to call for them to be replaced with those who will make a fair judgement?"
by Hym Iam May 31, 2022
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