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Fifthing

Hey do you know what happened with Amy?

Sorry man, but i’m fifthing
by BasicallyCap May 2, 2020
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Fifth place

Ass. Euphemism found on YouTube stories (typically about cheating wives) to get around profanity standards. Derived from Fifth base, which refers to anal sex.
Her skimpy dress barely covered her fifth place.
by ICDogg May 27, 2024
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Fifth law of physics

Like inertia, but it means cuteness instead. Refers to big chungus and other such things
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fifth-cousin-7X-removed

Fifth-cousin-seven-times-removed (5C7R).
My fifth-cousin-7X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021
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Descending Fifths

A term used for when notes are constructed moving down by perfect fifths in succession.
Joshua K. Aalampour is so dark and mysterious with his descending fifths in his piece "Enemies To Lovers"!
by NyxxWasTaken May 31, 2025
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open fifth

Besides the "classic" musical-notes connotation, this phrase can also refer to either:
(1) Something you definitely don't wanna have in your car if you get pulled over. About the only exception, of course, would be if you're merely transporting empty gin-bottles to the redemption center; if this is the case, however, you will want to thoroughly drain and then neatly bag up said containers, and also either snugly cross-tie the bags' mouths or seal them with string or wire-twists so that (A) not much alcohol-fumes will escape to invalidly create a telltale fermented-beverage smell at your driver's door window, and (B) the officer can see that you weren't sipping from any of the containers yourself.
(2) The "wide latitude of interpretation" that the "right to remain silent" amendment is often subject to.
"I am hauling empty gin-bottles to the redemption center" is hardly an incriminating statement under most circumstances, so there should be no problem with any "open fifths", since conceivably you would have no need to remain silent if a policeman asks what's with all the bags of liquor-bottles in your back seat or trunk.
by QuacksO April 5, 2019
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fifth and cuff

Getting handcuffed to your partner until you finish a 5th of liquor (750ml). You will get blasted
Friend: You going to the Davie Fifth and Cuff?
You: Of course. I want to get blacked with my friends.
by Fifthandcuff October 14, 2022
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