story bomber

When a person is telling a story and some wanker decides to take it's structure and proceed with their own shitty tale.

Jeff: I just had a killer shit
Greg: That's nuts man, tell me more
Kevin: I remember last Sunday when I had a shit and blood came out.
Jeff: No one was talking to you Kevin, you fucking story bomber.

by That Other Guy's Nan December 20, 2013

Status bomber

A person that will write obnoxious, rude, or irritating comments on your otherwise brilliant and insightful status on Facebook.

Status: my life long search for meaning is over and I finally understand everything.

Commenter: Hey! You got rejected from that girl last night n00b !

Damn you status bomber!

by Musicassasin5 July 25, 2011

Brown Bomber

When you shit in a closed toilet while standing up.

“I just took a fat brown bomber”
“Did you record it?”

by Pooper1234 November 2, 2020

sausage bomber

It's when a chick has a bowel movement, or passes gas during anal sex.

"While Vincent was giving Anjelica the ole Cajun hot stick, she countered with a sausage bomber. It was very messy..."

by Fire base eagle one December 9, 2013

The J.N. Bomber

When some one is stuck in traffic and has to take a shit. And instead of going outside the car to shit, you shit in your tupperware bowl inside your car and ruin your lunch.

I had to do the J.N. Bomber, I wasn’t going to make it to work in time.

by AFUSA February 3, 2023

truth bomber

Someone who brings truth to the people in a fashion similar to a combat aircraft (bomber) firing missiles (truth).

This guy here is a real truth bomber, never cares about political correctness or public backlash.

by slimpaul44 May 31, 2017

Bunkbed Bomber

BunkBed Bomber: When Your lady partner is on the ground in a spread eagle landing formation, and your at the top of a bunk bed and jump off to nail her right in the puss. Use only when about to come

Last night was amazing!
why?
I bombed your moms puss right when i came
Fuck you bitch!
I bunkbed bomber'ed her!

by Jomomschneck March 20, 2010