google ad

A cancer ad that exist because someone thought cancer music and a bad gif was a good idea. Not really

- Dude did you see that google ad yesterday?

-AAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAUAUAUAAAA!!!!

-End my misery

by Uppsapa January 22, 2017

Ad Homicunt

A cunt who only uses ad hominem in his/her arguments.

Ad Homicunt: "Thoth was the priest-king of Atlantis 40,000 years ago!"
Me: "Care to provide some evidence?"
Ad Homicunt: 'STFU GTFO u lil fag u in denial cuz u know thoth wuz da priest king fo life u lil bitch"

by GreedPy December 6, 2014

PornHub Ads

The most icky thing on the intenet. Most are scams and the others are gross.

Pornhub ads be like: TRY NOT TO CUM! YOU WON'T LAST 20 SECONDS PLAYING THIS ONLINE FAMILY SIMULATOR!

by Prostate obliterator 6000 August 22, 2022

ad bosseum

A speech that the boss keeps making over and over again. From the Lat. ad nauseum

Dave: Dude, heard the boss chewed you out.
Ed: Yeah man, he just went on saying the same old things ad bosseum.

by evil0verl0rd June 3, 2010

Titleist Ad

A putt that is the perfect speed so as to just gently rest on the edge of the cup before falling in, resembling a slow-motion shot that would appear in a comercial for Titleist.

I almost bogeyed hole 7 but my putt turned into a Titleist ad.

by BennyTheJet1999 October 7, 2020

ad-sploitation

Refers to any advertisement where an effort is made to expoit an 'in-crowd' demographic or trend and fails due to its inherent intention to sell you something / make you do something.

BMW's 2004 April Fool's spoof 'SHEF' ad.

by isdfnmo April 1, 2004

ad lag

Noun. The internet lag one experiences from too many advertisements. Usually a consequence of visiting adult, free streaming, etc sites without ad blockers and/or adware/malware/virus infection.

"I tried to juice my root chakra but all the ad lag ruined my nut sauce recipe! P.S. you might wanna Malwarebytes your PC. I wasn't patient zero but I def didn't quarantine my dick sneeze if you know what I mean."

by DatNguh19 October 16, 2020