Beaver 99

In 1999 you're crazy neighbor has a huge giant hairy beaver

Your crazy neighbor walks straight into your house and told you how many babies has she had today and your old lady says look at the bush look at the bush Beaver 99 becomes the nickname

by Dr. LOVEBONE BS DDS MDS May 27, 2023

you have a 99% chance to get a 99% chance

you need a 99 chance

but you have a 99% chance to get a 99% chance

by PugInARug July 3, 2025

99% on the test

you are screwed if you have strict parents
thats not even a passing grade

person 1: "what score did u get on the recent tests?"
person 2: " I got a 99% on the test"
person 1: "oh rip my bro"

by yo no hablo español April 28, 2023

99-43-28-14

The number of days it took the United States to add one million cases of Covid-19 to its total. 99 for the first million, 43 for the second, 28 for the third, 14 days for the fourth million, the fruits of heedlessly 're-opening'.

He stared at the numbers. 99-43-28-14. Not a football play. Not the combination to a safe. It was the exponential, viral spread of the disease. He understood that they could reasonably expect the next million cases to accrue in a week.

by Monkey's Dad July 22, 2020

99

the number comes before 100

1,2,3.....96,97,98,99...
where is my faking 99 number?????

by TheCartoonBoy94 January 15, 2019

99

This represents the sex and sexual relationship among homosexual people this is an harassing towards LGBTQ community.

john ;- Hey, sean did you know Tin and tale had 99 on bed.

sean;- yes they homos

by billford johnson May 31, 2021

The Schlatt incident of '99

ah yes, the incident of 99 sit down and Relax what happened was a popular YouTuber Jschlatt has been doing crimes since 99. This one was the largest as he wanted to hook up with this bitch named Emily and found an 88k watch on her wrist and followed her home as he had a knife in his hand and brutally killed the 20-year-old girl and stole her watch for money.

The Schlatt incident of '99 was horrifing.

by Exhofade December 7, 2023