Teeshwah

A white girl with a black girl's name and booty.

Look at that Teeshwah over there; she smashed the homie!

by TieshaAnn February 4, 2010

People watching with telescopes

To take a dump so large and stinky that only 'People watching with telescopes' would survive.

To be of so little worth to society that only 'People watching with telescopes' might be fooled into thinking you have any value.

Warn the people watching with telescopes to back up, it's on it's way, and it's worst than we thought.

If it wasn't for the people watching with telescopes no one would know how we all died today.

The chair you built was so useless even people watching with telescopes could tell.

by Ir4piDcR4ckp07 December 13, 2012

Telescope

A mythical creature, one with large molar teeth and a scally forehead. Famed for the killing of little girls with the famous 'get alice' machine.

'Telascope, on the side, get alice!!!'
'Ah fuck!'
'Where is waterpistol?'

by Prof and Dr Gee December 18, 2004

Teesi

Teesi is a girl that is the nicest person you'll ever meet and Fuckin hot like nice rack and ass!!! but is insanly fucking wierd but in a good healthy way..she appearntly loves bright ass colors and wears them according apon her mood.She also says crazy random things out of Fucking nowhere!!She knows a lot of people but can never rember there names but of course she knows them by there face! And probly would hug the whole Damn world if she got the chance! and is Short as fuck! and couldnt pay attention if her life depended on it!! but for some crackhead reason everyone loves her for being as diffrent as she is..

Shantel: why dont you like me anymore
Cameron: im sorry your just not teesi enough for me

by annomyous8675309 February 4, 2010

telescopic umbrella

It was used in the Peter Gabriel song, Modern Love and is another name for a dick or a boner.

Peter: I fly off to Rome to my prima bella. She leaves me in the rain with telescopic umbrella.

by Ballz3D August 27, 2012

TehEstonianSpartan

TehEstonianSpartan (Also known as xxxLagg100xxx) is a 12 year old sparta remixer and base maker from Estonia. His remixes were bad in his first join into the community, but the time has gone too far with it and took TES to the high-end remixer group. Make sure to check out his channel for a remix that is inspired by Aduburyus Trust me, it's awesome!

Hey, It's TehEstonianSpartan!

by TehEstonianSpartan September 10, 2016

Teeswater

Teeswater is a small town located in Ontario Canada. It’s so tiny that if you blink you’ll miss it. This place is populated with only inbred hicks. All to do there is get high and get freaky with your cousin.

Girl: Imagine being in a room with everyone you’ve had sex with.
Teeswater Guy: Tell me about it, I hate family reunions.

by Katelucky123 November 21, 2017