black technology

Technology that is secret

Take a look at this video, the government facility I work in uses holograms!

What the f*ck, that’s some black technology…

by Enlightened idiot February 21, 2022

New Technology

An excuse used in gaming to justify troll builds.

Why are you building AD Le Blanc? -> New Technology

by NoRiceToday March 16, 2023

Technology Services

Any advanced system through which human beings interact with electronic or mechanical devices.

An operating system on a computer acts as a Technology Service for a user to interact with programs and applications, as well as other computer systems.

An information technology professional provides Technology Services for common users to interface with their personal peripheral devices.

by Crailsledge September 13, 2009

Technologic Uomo

Is a type of technological student from the high school who is considered to have a group of gay-humor friends and attractive features.

Boy 1: bRO, why are you a Technological Uomo?
Boy 2: I am? Technologic Uomo

by Technologic Uomo May 15, 2022

The Ghetto Institute of Technology

Formally known as The New School of Thought founded upon the banks of The Stream of Consciousness. The Queen of Succubi Mother Lilith is known to teach daemonology here, ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK. Lifehackers learn real life wizardry in their sleep from a place such as this, some didn't live to tell the tale. To get there you must make your way uptown, walking slow, so as not to compromise your footwear upon undermaintained city streets.

I'm a graduate from The Ghetto Institute of Technology, I can most definitely fix your car and it totally won't die on the highway. <3

by TwilitSaenguani July 13, 2022

PM Technology

PM (Pure Magic) Technology is slang used by engineers. Machines that run on PM Technology are the opposite of AM Technology, which do actual work. Machines that run on PM Technology don't have to work. They just have to "look" like they work to a lay person. They are low quality, low reliability and undocumented machines that provide erroneous data for convincing non-technical people. Poor managing is typically the cause of PM Technology. Corporate managers like to use the bad data provided by PM technology to spin a story that sounds like AM Technology. At the end of the day, the lay man believes that PM technology is the same as AM Technology while the engineers always know that it runs on nothing but Pure Magic.

Young Engineer: "Did you see the data that the bossman presented at that meeting today? That didn't make sense at all did it?"
Old Engineer: "I made the machine that created that data. That thing doesn't really work. It runs on PM technology!"
Young Engineer: "Shouldn't we fix that?"
Old Engineer: "That's not in the budget!"

by CynicalEngineer March 7, 2019

Aspire Technologies

Aspire technologies is a corporation that is known for creating games, such as the popular 'power cor5e facility. The company was founded by AzureVirtual

player 1: want to play an aspire technologies game
player 2: sure

by SimplyVoided_RBX June 22, 2021