The TP & Seel Masacre

Two shaggy bams who face-fucked Janky and Equality team in the same day.
This phrase is known by virtue of the fact that it has been the most largest raid ever in 2022.
The The TP & Seel Masacre is defined by a true conversation.

zbite : you have another server to raid

TPlive : ye
i see
I'M COMMING
by AnnonymousGDC CREATOR January 03, 2022
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TP-F-S

Teleport for SIMPS (AKA: SUPER INTENSE MINECRAFT PLAYERS)
John:TP-F-S to me or I will die (in minecraft)
Mom:Okay
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TP hair

Not to be confused with a mohawk, TP hair is when a man (or butch woman) styles their hair in such a fashion that all hair comes to a point in the middle, causing it to resemble a Native American hut.
Check out Dallas. I can't believe he goes out into public with TP hair.
by tcufrog08 July 20, 2008
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tp crumbs

The little bits of toilet paper that stick to your labia when you wipe.
OMG I realized i had had tp crumbs and had to get rid of them before my waxing session. Let alone my date. Damn cheap ass toilet paper.
by Tretull31 December 03, 2022
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TP-Bandit

Someone who uses cheap toilet paper and balls it up to wipe while standing on the seat. Thus resulting in tiny rolled up pieces of shit covered toilet paper (shit nuggets) to go everywhere but the bowl.
The TP-Bandit left his shit nuggets on top of the toilet tank lid and all over the floor.
by Fryrack chronicles December 12, 2023
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#GeT Got enough TP?

Said to someone who is whining. TP stands for toilet paper. When you ask if someone's got enough TP or use the hashtag #GeT you are asking if someone needs more TP for comfort, for example to blow their nose or wipe their tears
John: You are always late, always always always and never on time
Jessica: Got enuf TP?
John: No (unfortunately its 2020)
#GeT got enough TP?
by Sir Chivalry July 19, 2021
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Cornhole TP Toss

When you are done making poopoo and you are ready to wipe your butthole, you stand up to wipe. Once done, you go to toss the TP in the toilet but accidentally miss. The poopy filled TP hits the victim’s foot in the stall next to you and you must make a crunch time decision to book it out of the bathroom or wait for them to leave before you. The key is not to get caught, or you will be in for some intense embarrassment, and maybe even lifetime if it is a coworker. (**Disclaimer: Inspired by true Events**)
Grappler: Dude, some shit just happened to me.

Big Easy: Go ahead...

Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.

Big Easy: Donkey Boner
by Stoney69 November 29, 2019
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