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Toronto sober

To abstain from drugs with the exception of alcohol and cannabis related products, and to avoid getting blackout drunk or otherwise notably intoxicated.
Hey man, want to trip out on some LSD?
> No thanks, I'm Toronto sober!
Sure, no sweat. How about some tequila shots?
> I'm down for a shot! After that I'll grab a beer though and take it easy for a bit
by torontosober February 11, 2025
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Toronto Choke

Just when it seems like you're about to finish you inexplicably stop performing. You came in confident, made it interesting, even dominated for a bit, but then collapsed in spectacular fashion and finished crying in the showers. No one knows why. Neither do you.
"It was going so well. I thought I was going to get a strong finish, but nope. Total Toronto Choke. Just collapsed under pressure"
by Shibbys April 29, 2025
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Toronto butter churner

when a woman urinates in a man’s mouth and then farts on his nose
Lisa Toronto butter churnered me yesterday it was so magestic
by Lebronsforeskin July 31, 2025
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Toronto sober

To abstain from substances and alcohol, with the exception of ketamine

Like California sober but in the 6ix
Hey man want a drink?”

No thanks, I’m toronto sober tonight
“Cool, here’s some k”
by 666_unicorn_666 September 19, 2025
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Toronto Crigganem

a group of crackers and n**gas in Toronto.
The Toronto Crigganem just came back from Bangkok.
by BrickWallWilliams October 6, 2025
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North Toronto C.I

North Toronto C.I is the "private school" of public schools. 95% of the students are rich white kids that think they are "above" a private school education. Teachers don't care abt you but will still make you feel like shat if you don't do well. Well known for their hard academics and shitty ass sports teams. Majority of kids from this school wish they went to Branksome, BSS, smc, and ucc but at the same time don't want to fall to the level of paying for your grades. Most kids enjoy getting too drunk on the weekends and seshing just meters from the school. They all just want to fit in but suck very badly at it. They enjoy spending 70$ a week on lunch and ditching school 50% of the time. Nt ppl r pretty dope but feel like everyone else thinks they aren't, which is kinda true.
Girl: I go to North Toronto C.I
Guy who doesn't go to nt: I've never met anyone from there who tf r u and what is ur school
by doitforjokes January 12, 2017
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the toronto

A sexual act, performed annually on the eve of Passover, using an "exchange rate" of 5 U.S. (men) to 2 Canadian (women). During the festivities, one man is designated as "Cal Ripken", a.k.a. "The Iron Horse", and must be involved for the entirety of the event, even if he is "hit by a pitch" (semen). It is also customary that one of the women disparages the size of one of the male participants, an unfortunate but completely avoidable situation with the appropriate amount of pre-game fluffing.

It should also be noted that anal access must be formally requested first (preferably in writing). Failure to do so will result in a 5-minute major, during which time the offending male will be chastised for his actions, but he may continue fluffing himself in an effort to stay in the game.

The Toronto is considered over when the two female participants pass out or a fake phone call is placed from the hotel front desk asking people to leave.
Me and four hosers got into the Toronto last night, and now it burns when I pee.
by The iron horse May 31, 2016
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