by Usselray Iwalschay June 13, 2017

we saw a metric shit ton of wine last night haha
no kidding
in the guys basement
he had at least 10 containers of wine
each one holds about 750 litres
no kidding
in the guys basement
he had at least 10 containers of wine
each one holds about 750 litres
by snuffaluffasaur August 17, 2011

by Prestigiousattorney September 16, 2018

1.An amount that exceeds expectations of extremes, literally in metric weight.
2.an amount equal to a ton measured in increments of obese asses, usually for diorama purposes only.
2.an amount equal to a ton measured in increments of obese asses, usually for diorama purposes only.
by Alcaceltzer P. Grunt October 26, 2010

Dude A: "Yo, we need a Shit Ton of donuts for this morning's wake and bake!"
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."
by GlazeHer October 30, 2013

by notactuallyme May 2, 2009

A massive shit. So ferocious that even god himself is scared of pushing one of these out his cheeks.
by Overell1338 October 27, 2008
