metric shit ton

The mass equivalent to 1000 shit-liters.
Which is heavier: a metric shit ton or a fuck-ton?
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metric shit ton

A shitload of something. Added as a new unit of the metric system in 2011. True story.
we saw a metric shit ton of wine last night haha
no kidding
in the guys basement
he had at least 10 containers of wine
each one holds about 750 litres
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Shit-ton-fuck

Shit-ton-fuck means more than a shit-ton, a shit-ton-fuck.
“ oh look that guy shaved his beard “
“ woah he looks a shit-ton-fuck younger
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Metric Butt-ton

1.An amount that exceeds expectations of extremes, literally in metric weight.

2.an amount equal to a ton measured in increments of obese asses, usually for diorama purposes only.
there's gonna be a metric butt-ton of liquid awesome
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a Baker's Shit ton

When there is way more than a Baker's dozen, a shit ton, "A Baker's Shit Ton".
Dude A: "Yo, we need a Shit Ton of donuts for this morning's wake and bake!"
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."
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Metric ass ton

I just bought a metric ass ton of crack from those cholos.
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ten ton shit

A massive shit. So ferocious that even god himself is scared of pushing one of these out his cheeks.
OMG garry! I just had the biggest ten ton shit in my life! and now my ass looks like a black hole!
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