One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel

2 phrases:

"One foot in the grave"- half dead, dying, death is catching up. Tired, old, metaphorical

"Foot on a banana peel"- funny, humorous, cartoon, things are going comically wrong, events are not working in one's favor. *Picture* stepping on a rake and being hit in the face with the handle. Knee slap comedy

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel expression-

damned if you do, damned if you don't...

Guy 1: "how are you doing?"
Guy 2: *expression meaning* on one side (one foot) I've really gone to hell, or im working on getting there- and on the other side (other foot) it's pretty stupid, but entertaining to watch, the bullshit that's been happening to me or that I've been outing putting myself through...

"Falling apart and it's hysterical to witness"

by GoldieGal April 12, 2019

I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel.

Something that a NY Mobster might tell a reporter when he knows that his time is limited. He's done some really outrageous shit to other gangsters, and as a result, he is a dead man. Like a moth caught on a hot light, he knows it's wrong, but the danger gives him such a charge that he really has ceased to care. A guy in this position would say this and really mean it.

"I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel." "We live this way, but we don't care."

by Armando 1972 January 1, 2012

John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him

A phrase used to tell someone when they have done something super awesome, or a compliment to a rather attractive person.

Ashley: hey let's see your new zombie tattoo.

Kyle: shows tattoo

Ashley:John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him

by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 17, 2009

Grave/digger (G/D)

Fuck ass game made by Archeximus (red) about Medieval dommy mommy enjoyers fighting American dudes who think that kings are cool. Set in world war 1. Under fucking ground. The game consists of rageing,sisyphus levels of grinding, and having fun

The game includes warcrimes! :)

Average grave digger match:
Soldat 1: Holy fuck. John golden empire?
John golden empire: It is i! The greatest of officer main on this planet..... *gets headshotted from bitch ass Volk 300 studs away*
Grave/digger (G/D) is a game that pulls you in to a abusive relationship

by Golden empire chad July 6, 2025

Female grave robber

Some one who hits on elderly women for sexual reasons.

That female grave robber is hanging around the senior citizens' bingo hall again,waiting for some horizontal action.

by mugamop April 14, 2023

On grave n’ them members

On the dead homies. Just the slats that didn’t make it out. And the members are all us slats that are left. We got that yee on us at all times #yee #overtime

Like yeee bro, put it on grave n’ them members that I have bars bro. Like on set I can rap yo. Fr bro. Like d brown and them.

by Overtime Daw November 29, 2021

Grave

A worldwide cyber terrorist who leads a group called Fool he is wanted in 138 countries for breaching security and also, hacking government websites, and accessing government emails.

"grave is the all father"

by Jack Willows April 15, 2024