Floridian Tissue

When you wipe your dick on someone's shit encrusted ass and use it as lube.

Damn I just gave Xander a Floridian Tissue last night at the hotel.

by Supersoldier949 January 27, 2024

Tissue Nut

A peanut inside of a box of tissues

I found a tissue nut the other day while blowing my nose

by BobmanChickn February 6, 2020

free tissues

here for ur tears

here is some free tissues

by anonymous September 14, 2020

gay tissue

A smaller male being passed around in a gay circle jerk as a cleaning rag.

My dad was a gay tissue before he met my mom

by Fudgerlicker October 16, 2016

Touching Tissues

When two used, dirty, crusty tissues collide.

Adrian and I were touching tissues in the Chick Fil A parking lot

by katieskii March 20, 2021

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Tongue Twister Tissues

Little squares of paper with LCD on them.

Traded some dude two tongue twister tissues for a violin 🎻 with a decent case this morning 😁

by Opidogg May 13, 2023