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Floridian Tissue

When you wipe your dick on someone's shit encrusted ass and use it as lube.
Damn I just gave Xander a Floridian Tissue last night at the hotel.
by Supersoldier949 January 27, 2024
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Tissue Nut

A peanut inside of a box of tissues
I found a tissue nut the other day while blowing my nose
by BobmanChickn February 6, 2020
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free tissues

here for ur tears
here is some free tissues
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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gay tissue

A smaller male being passed around in a gay circle jerk as a cleaning rag.
My dad was a gay tissue before he met my mom
by Fudgerlicker October 16, 2016
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Touching Tissues

When two used, dirty, crusty tissues collide.
Adrian and I were touching tissues in the Chick Fil A parking lot
by katieskii March 20, 2021
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Tongue Twister Tissues

Little squares of paper with LCD on them.
Traded some dude two tongue twister tissues for a violin 🎻 with a decent case this morning 😁
by Opidogg May 13, 2023
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