van tetris

The game played when packing a van to utilize the space efficiently.

Fancy a game of van tetris?

No, I'm not helping you move house.

by vixvix March 02, 2009

van houtte

a coffee and baked goods based in quebec,canada

wanna go to van houtte ?
re : oh yeah lets get a Latte.

by blitzz September 07, 2007

van natten

the best family in the world. and the most awesome. anyone would be lucky to call themselves a van natten. and to meet us. we are like the chuck norris of last names.

"we are the van nattens and we are awesome."

by female dog. December 30, 2009

White Van

An apparatus used by sex offenders and pedophiles to swipe kids. Usually comes with the offer of free candy, free wifi, or a ride home.

Cosby: Yo, Kilo G be swipin' kids at the playground with his white van again.
Franken: Don't act like you the innocent one here Bill.

by Kamikazee49 March 08, 2018

van vohland

The biggest faggot with a mangina who is a redneck cousin fucker.

Dad:Man ya know van vohland the mangina faggot?

Van: yea I fucked my cousin on your side of the family...

by Mint Daddy February 02, 2018

Van Andy

The "Ghost Hunter" in Phasmophobia that refuses to leave the van and investigate the location. Claims they can give the team valuable information.
This player typically has not purchased any items for the investigation, and refuses to play on Nightmare.

Player 1: "I see ghost orbs!"
Player 2: "We know, you told us this 2 minutes ago."
Player 3: "Stop being a Van Andy and join us already!"

by dom64c August 06, 2022

Van Ghost

The act of leaving from a gathering of friends without saying goodbye because things have gotten too weird or intense and it is more convenient to just dip out unnoticed.

"Did Michael leave? He didn't say goodbye."
"I think he got too turnt and van ghosted."

by whiskeyapocalypse November 18, 2014