the best family in the world. and the most awesome. anyone would be lucky to call themselves a van natten. and to meet us. we are like the chuck norris of last names.
by female dog. December 30, 2009

by vixvix March 2, 2009

by blitzz September 18, 2007

An apparatus used by sex offenders and pedophiles to swipe kids. Usually comes with the offer of free candy, free wifi, or a ride home.
Cosby: Yo, Kilo G be swipin' kids at the playground with his white van again.
Franken: Don't act like you the innocent one here Bill.
Franken: Don't act like you the innocent one here Bill.
by Kamikazee49 March 8, 2018

they are true and genuin people who care for others but rightfully look after themselves first and struggle to make sacrifices . the straight forward and brutaly honest ways of the VAN TONDERS however are admirable
by Van Tonder April 18, 2018

1 Van tuka it's been me and Brian.
2 "How long have you lived in Pretoria?" asked Eve
"Van tuka" answered Princess
2 "How long have you lived in Pretoria?" asked Eve
"Van tuka" answered Princess
by Beast02 December 7, 2015

The "Ghost Hunter" in Phasmophobia that refuses to leave the van and investigate the location. Claims they can give the team valuable information.
This player typically has not purchased any items for the investigation, and refuses to play on Nightmare.
This player typically has not purchased any items for the investigation, and refuses to play on Nightmare.
Player 1: "I see ghost orbs!"
Player 2: "We know, you told us this 2 minutes ago."
Player 3: "Stop being a Van Andy and join us already!"
Player 2: "We know, you told us this 2 minutes ago."
Player 3: "Stop being a Van Andy and join us already!"
by dom64c August 6, 2022
