morning woody

when you wake up with a bonner. And it happens every morning and you then have to piss.

i woke up and got a morning woody it sucked cuzz my mom walked in i had to hide it.

by mike.l July 17, 2006

Morning Frost

Semen that has been dried on and now stuck to the pubic hair of a male or female from the previous evening's sexual activity.

"I woke up and realized I had some morning frost!"
"So you had fun last night?"

by Mastur&Cummander March 11, 2008

Breakfast in the morning

When you cover your penis with syrup and have a girl lick it over until you cum on her face before 9 a.m. and she swallows the cum/syrup mix for breakfast.

Yo Soddy, I'd give Pamela Anderson some breakfast in the morning.

by sodsquadlol June 15, 2011

morning scrambler

The act of defecating on someone's George Foreman Grill for them to find in horror.

The girl was a fucking bitch, so I made her a morning scrambler, it'll be a breakfast she'll never forget!

by TeamPrank September 14, 2009

morning blast

That ever so important first dump of the day. Not to be confused with the crack head "morning blast" or the sexual "morning blast"

PJ is kind of quiet this morning, yea I don't think he's had his morning blast.

by pj November 27, 2004

Morning Nipple

When a woman wakes up in the morning with huge stiff nipples. Like morning wood on a woman.

Man, my girlfriend spooned me in the morning and I can feel her morning nipples poking me in the back!

by Mornip December 21, 2010

g-morning

the soft whisper of a lover at sunrise that lets him know that the morning wood be better than the night

She turns over on her side to see those eyes gazing into hers. Their skin glistened in the morning light. He gently moves a wisp of hair from her eyes. A grin peeks from behind the sheets " G-morning" He could barely hear her soft voice but it made him hard. As he leaned over to kiss her, she pulled him closer and they started all over again.

by lafilleintelligente June 30, 2016