Bollock jacuzzi

When a woman places a mans testicles in to a tea pot with some lovely warm water and some bath salts, she then blows down the spout of the pot to create a jacuzzi effect .

Did you really get that whore to give you a bollock jacuzzi

by The king of ferry April 29, 2020

Stroppy Bollocks

British expression for someone, being particularly stroppy for no good reason and generally being a dick.

Gus; "This isn't right, I'm not happy with that, you need to do this again, I'm going to complain to your boss ext...

Me; "OK Stroppy Bollocks, no need to get your knickers in a twist"

by BrooksyBoy August 14, 2016

Hagrid bollocks

Hagrid bollocks are HUMUNGUS balls that usually a white man will own. This man usually holds ammunition in his Hagrid bollocks to shoot up schools

White man: I just shot up a school with my AK69 and Hagrid Bollocks

Black man: I just robbed a bank

by I hAve GIrtH 123 July 11, 2019

Scotsman's bollocks

Ginger nut biscuits aka ginger nuts

"Would you like a biscuit with your tea? I have a pack of Scotsman's bollocks" (

by John Banjophonist October 1, 2020

sticky bollocks

When your scrotum sticks to the sides of your legs because there is a small amount of moisture.

Wow sitting in the car so long has given me really bad sticky bollocks.

by jewbrew69 February 19, 2011

Badger's Bollocks

British slang meaning the ultimate example of its kind, typically an object or event.

This is used on those rare occasions when the Dogs Bollocks just isn't strong enough to convey the extreme nature of something.

Can also be shortened to simply The Badger's.

You've got to be there, it's gonna be the badger's bollocks.

Holy shit! Now that is the badger's bollocks!

by The Baaadger September 14, 2011

cats bollocks

bigger and better than the dogs bollocks

the latest cd by mf doom is the cats bollocks

by spike (da original) July 21, 2004