Son of a witch

What 9 year olds with dirty minds say around their parents when they want to say son of a bitch.

Why you son of a witch!

by SliceJosiah January 8, 2020

Capri-son

When you have sex with a pregnant woman and break her water, so you whip out a metal straw (to save the turtles) and pop it into her pussy like a caprisun, and drink her water, accidentally aborting the baby by sucking it out.

“Did you hear Jennifer lost her baby?”
“Yeah, I heard she got a capri-son!”

by UnacceptableRabbit August 1, 2021

Son of Brett

Most commonly known as a "Blender Fucker", some one who has the obsession with having sexual intercourse with a blender, and still trying to figure out why his penis is only 2 inches long.

Look at the Son of Brett. What a cunt.

by 8==============D October 9, 2008

Son of a bitch

Term for a man but can be said to a woman too

Daughter: smack cam
Mother: bitch I hope the fuck you do you'll be a dead son of a bitch I'll tell you that

by Pimpjuice 1234 August 18, 2019

Done Son

When your absolutely done with the fucking bullshit!!! When you are at your wits end!That moment you realize your Done OVER IT!

IM DONE SON!

by TayTT February 17, 2018

Son of a bitch

Term for a man but can be said to a woman too

Daughter: Smack cam

Mother: bitch I hope the fuck you do you'll be a dead son of a bitch I'll tell you that

by Pimpjuice 1234 August 18, 2019

son of a wizard

A phrase expressing unhappiness due to an inopportune situation.

Son of a wizard, my pants fell off.

by Capt Awol January 16, 2008