Shmam Keg

A very sophisticated name for one hockey playin' SEXY MOTHER FUCKER!

Holy mother of pearl!! . . .Shmam Keg at 6 o'clock!

by The Sexy Chick December 10, 2009

keg lake

Someone who wears underwear over obsessively tight skinny jeans and wears Aeropostale in 2023

That guy is a real keg lake!

by thisseatistaken March 4, 2023

Kegging

When you get bent over a beer keg with your mouth on the nozzle, and get pegged. As long as you can keep drinking beer, you keep getting railed

I went to a party last week and some chick was kegging this guy with a 6-inch strap-on. He only drank for like 20 seconds though.

by Hshsjshshsj May 15, 2025

check the kegs

Bar/restaurant industry euphemism for doing drugs in a walk-in fridge. Specifically but not always: cocaine in the beer keg room.

Another hour until closing, I'm gonna go check the kegs. You may need to double-check after me.

by bushwickbartender June 3, 2023

Keg

A word used to describe a people pleaser with no friends. This can also be used for people who have done you dirty and cannot be trusted.

She hooked up with my boyfriend... she’s such a keg!

by chikneesgirl April 4, 2021

Punani Keg

The sex act where you pour a whole 25 oz beer in a girls pussy and suck it out.

Guy 2: How think we’re you last night dude?
Guy 1: Bro, I was so drunk at the party last night Vanessa let me punani keg her.

by Wubbalubadubdub1998 November 27, 2017

Seg in a Keg

Spoken by losers that don’t know what they’re doing. Comes from the root words of seg and keg, also related to the root word Seth. Usually used to show homosexuality.

“Shut up nerd”
“Seg in a Keg, fortnite dance”

by xSplyxQ March 9, 2019