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cheap english

A form of the English language which is ridden by consistently misplaced grammar and frequently incorrect vocabulary. Widely popular in the third world.

Almost synonymous to the concept of "engrish".
"I would like to pleasely kind you stand up."

- I would like to kindly please that you stand up."

"Prior living turn off please light."

- Before leaving, please turn off the light."

"I love speak cheap english communication."

- I love to communicate using cheap English."
by MiMiN February 21, 2011
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California English

Language spoken in California, where 'I'm sick' can be taken as egotistical, and you can say 'yeahhhh, mahhhhhhhhhn' without being a druggie.
"I don't know what the hell he's saying, I think he's speaking California English."
by Kokosfault January 20, 2009
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anti-english

A socially acceptable and very popular form of racism/discrimination/bigotry/prejudice/xenophobia against English people.
Person A: I just had a history class about the evil British Empire. God, I hate the English, kill them all if I could! Those Scots and Welsh are really nice though, play a game of football with them any day!

Person B: Yeah it's all English peoples fault, even though they weren't even born then. Although, I like the French, Spanish, Dutch and Germans, can't bash them for their ancestors imperialistic ways.

Person A: Me too, same for the Belgians, Portuguese, Italians and Japanese.

Person B: Hey, some idiot said to me that I'm Anti-English and that the USA and China are today's imperialists. I laughed in their face!
by hairymole March 4, 2010
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English Lawnmower

The Art of spinning your dick around while smacking a girls face.
Damn i just got the worst english lawnmower ever
by Majestic J April 24, 2009
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bad english

this be bad enshlis becuz i kant right good"
U guyz dont wont to wread a xple so i aint riteing won.
by jerryblank May 15, 2005
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Japanese English

Almost the reverse of Japanglish. These are words invented by the Japanese to literally emulate English, but are totally confusing to native English speakers
Paper Driver = Licensed Driver w/o a car.
Service = Free item
Cunning = Cheating on Tests
Smart = Slender
by Neoyamaneko December 15, 2003
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