Couch Locked

When sitting on the couch and not moving becomes your highest priority. Often the result of smoking some dank and sitting down anywhere.

Guy: "Hey dude, we're going on a beer run. You coming?"

Guy 2: "What? Oh, no man I don't even wanna move. This couch is comfy as fuck."

Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Yeah, he always gets couch locked. I told him not to sit down!"

by JOHNNNNNNNNYY July 10, 2008

couch cuddling

To hold someone in one's arm showing love and affection while ur sitting on a couch.

Ur partner and u are sitting on a couch and he wants to show his affection so he sleeps on ur lap this is couch cuddling.

by Heenafacts November 27, 2013

Guy on the couch

When you are in an odd-numbered person situation and everyone else pairs off to do something fun (usually sex) and you're left by yourself on the couch to watch t.v., play video games, eat leftovers, do something not as fun as everyone else. In horror movies, this character is usually the first one to die to demonstrate how the monster works.

"Hey man! How was the party last night?"

"Sucked, bro. I was the only single guy there and everyone else was paired off and fucking in the bedrooms by 11. I was the guy on the couch eating cold pizza and watching Matlock reruns by myself."

by Big Danny T January 27, 2014

Couch Bombing

The act of driving around town looking for couches people have put out for garbage, picking them up spacious vans, and loading them all into a singular persons backyard.

Small enough to move, big enough to be a nuisance for the recipient.

If I had a nickle for every time you couchbombed me I would have like twenty five cents you fecking pricks. I fecking hate couch bombing"

by MC. Kirbstomp July 23, 2010

Black Couch

Refering more to a Casting Couch, mainly used in pornography.

Also as slang to calling a person a slut, or hoe.

Damn girl, I'll put you on a black couch

by Theleach August 7, 2014

pouch in the couch

when a male gets their balls stuck in their couch

I was masturbating and I accidentally got my pouch in the couch.

by daddyshortlegs April 19, 2017

Couch Goblin

That friend who comes over without knocking, goes directly to the fridge, and then plants themselves on the couch for a 5 hours of Netflix.

David was already watching firefly on my sofa when I got out of class, I'm claiming him as my couch goblin.

by Silver_Slinky August 19, 2020