A dumbass from the Czech republic whose idea of the American dream went horribly wrong so she decided to become a gym teacher
I hate my gym teacher
by Bitcharoux January 21, 2019
The weirdest teacher out of them all. Notoriously known for using bad puns, then laughing at own jokes.
You have Mr. D as your science teacher? Oh man, all he does is rant hating his wife with terrible puns.
by Plato Crete November 06, 2013
n. The reverberating sound (usu. in a hallway) of an approaching female authority figure, as indicated by brisk, intentionally intimidating heel strikes.
by Mr. Bennett January 11, 2007
1. A personal awareness that ones breath does not smell good, either having imbibed tea, alcohol, mints, but usually coffee.
2. Smelly, coffee breath, as experiened by school pupils when their teachers speak to them within sniffing distance just after morning break.
2. Smelly, coffee breath, as experiened by school pupils when their teachers speak to them within sniffing distance just after morning break.
Check out girl: Seventeen pounds and thirty three p, please.
Shopper: Here you go, love. (stoops too low as handing over cash). Sorry about my teacher breath.
Check out girl: No worries (but thinking: Urgh. This stront mings of coffee.
Shopper: Here you go, love. (stoops too low as handing over cash). Sorry about my teacher breath.
Check out girl: No worries (but thinking: Urgh. This stront mings of coffee.
by chris firth September 23, 2006
by Kamuela April 01, 2009
by mike and ian November 29, 2004
Jokes or remarks relating to a teacher's subject or material, that usually only the teacher finds funny. When the teacher is awkwardly laughing into silence, you know that she has used teacher humor.
by glassjawx November 11, 2010