Poon Taxi

The vehicle that is used in order for one to transport his or her friends to and from their partner's house; usually in an instance in which the friend will be receiving some type of sexual favor for their partner upon arrival or during the time spent together; most "poon taxi" incidents occur when the friend either does not have a license or a vehicle of their own to drive

Friend: "Hey dude! Please drive me over to my girlfriend's house! She's really horny!"

Me: "No! I've done this too many times and I refuse to keep being your poon taxi!"

by beretta_dilly_whop August 6, 2011

tria-taxis

It is 10^^^3

I have tria-taxis euro

by Robert darcy November 2, 2023

Taxies

Thin rather good looking dudes, usually black, who date really fat chicks often white with kids during tax season to benefit of some of her extra large tax rebates.

"Bro what is up with all these thin dudes holding hands with all these fatties." "Hey yo its tax season, Taxies got to get working for that money too."

by PoeRaven January 10, 2024

Taxy

A Hypixel Skyblock berserker that can solo all floors with a bouquet of lies

Taxy is showing off again. Can we reparty without him?

by TheTaxPerson November 21, 2023

Meat taxi

A skydiver referring to the tandem instructor taking passengers on a skydive.

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, nope it’s a meat taxi!

by Wimshady July 22, 2020

Tijuana Taxi

To stick a hot pepper in the urethra of a man, and have anal sex with another person.

Josh got the rough end of a Tijuana Taxi after curbing the $7300 wheels on a 2020 Ford GT500.

by quackles July 29, 2020

fart taxi

When you let out a little bit of a fart just as someone is walking by. They catch your fart and crop dust others with your smellies - you have a fart taxi.

I let out a squeaky fart just as Mallory was walking by. She got a little on her and passed it along to Davis at the bar. Mallory was my fart taxi. Bless her heart.

by GoGo Bates June 8, 2022