Taylor Swift

An American pop star who used to be a country singer. Literally everyone hates her and calls her a ssssnake. She actually writes really good music but usually her good music is not her singles. You should really listen to all too well, never grow up, last kiss, dear john, innocent, and the last time. She is extremely nice to her fan base who are called Swifties and interacts with them all the time. She has some beef with Katy Perry, Kim K, and Kanye but they will never, ever, ever get back together.
"Did you here that new Taylor Swift song?"
"Uh yeah it's been on the radio all day long"
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Taylor Swift

A 27 year old woman (as of 2017) who was once a country artist but dropped it in 2014 and went full pop.

She was unfairly scrutanized and slutshamed because of her love life for years by people who had nothing better to do. Not everyone loves her music and a lot believe she has "problematic tendencies." She has never said anything racist or homophobic or in any other way offensive or bigoted and has donated more money than any celebrity since 2011
person 1: I really like Taylor Swift's new song, I think her music is cool
Person 2: I don't really like her music
Person 1: okay
Person 3: She is such a slut
Person 2: You can dislike her music and even her personality but making unfair and bigotted comments like that doesn't make her a bad person, it makes you an asshole.
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Tater Swift

I male over 30 who is a Taylor Swift fan.
Whats up with all these Tater Swifts in coffee bar.
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Phil Swift

a man who likes to slap tape on things, dip tools in glue, and saw boats in half
"Phil Swift here from Flex Tape"

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Phil swift

He can patch, bond seal and repair anything
I need to Phil swift a wall right now
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swift smoke

A quick blow job, usually performed by someone other than your significant other.
Yo, can I get a swift smoke before my girlfriend gets back?
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Taylor Swift

writes songs about her ex-boyfriends
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by rofl my waffle January 07, 2017
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