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Taylor Swifting

1. The art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to Taylor Swift.

2. The internet meme involving dragging your ass across the floor like an old dog (made popular by South Park).

Keep in mind that these two definitions are very similar and easily confused.
Person 1: Did you do your homework?

Person 2: No, I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.

Person 1: Is that boy really worth it?

Person 2: No, not Taylor Swifting in that way, I was dragging my ass across the carpet all day.
by TheAmazinNickyZ November 7, 2012
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Bait N' Switch

N. Deceitful social technique used by nubile young twenty-somethings to introduce potential suitors to their friends.

This technique involves an attractive woman hitting on a man. She is the lure, dangling in front of the prey. When the man is significantly invested in the conversation, the woman introduces her friend with the glandular problems and lazy-eye(s). The attractive woman (the bait) disappears and the switch is complete.
Poor Steve found himself a rocket, but she pulled the ol' bait n' switch on him and now he's stuck over there with that tugboat friend of hers.
by Chandler1984 March 15, 2009
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Light-Switch Bitch

A woman who goes from being awesome and friendly to a complete bitch faster than you can blink. In these women, it will seem almost as if a light switch is flipped inside of them and BAM! they will morph into bitchy bitches.
(In the weight room)

Girl coach: How was your night?!
Athlete: Great thanks for asking!
Girl coach: WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING?! GET TO WORK DAMMIT! YOU'RE SQUATS ARE TERRIBLE!
Athlete (to fellow athlete): Coach is such a light-switch bitch.
by Alison Von October 19, 2010
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Bang Switch

From: various firearms forums.

The trigger on a firearm, especially when referred to in the context of safety and not firing the firearm at an inopportune moment
"If you don't want to blow a hole in your leg, then there's only one rule you need to remember - keep your booger hooker off the bang switch!"
by Dyskolos June 16, 2012
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Phill Swift

An eternal being who created the universe, life and the flex seal family of products.
by I can’t win Fortnite October 21, 2018
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not too swift

a phrase describing a bad, or poor decision.
I sold my house in 1977 for $72,000 and today (2007) it's worth over one million ... not too swift.
by jcbrez October 8, 2007
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Bear hunting with a switch

"Selling this customer is like bear hunting with a switch!"
"She's so rough-looking I'll bet she goes bear hunting with a switch!"
by Mattake2 March 16, 2008
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