Cleveland suprise

When you fart alone in an elevator and leave the noxious result for the next unsuspecting rider

I walked into the elevator and the doors had closed before I realized that the fat chick who just got out had left me a Cleveland suprise.

by wateringeyes November 21, 2013

Wiki Supposea

A "Wiki Supposea" is what all Wikipedia formats end up as. A Wikipedia is "Suppose" to be an online web site where users can Add & Edit content profiles. Profiles related to Countries, States, Devices, Music, Movies, Persons; basically anything that needs some kind of record and description. The Term "Wiki Supposea" comes from the fact that the Wikipedia format is flawed. The problem with this type of system is that there is a small-group of persons that take it as their own personal responsibility to monitor all Edits made to the various profiles. This causes 90% of all Edits and Add-On's to be deleted by these users. These types of users are called "Wiki Demi's". A Demigod is a creature that is almost a God. So Wiki Demi's refused to allow any new, outside content edits. So unless the content is written by another Wiki Demi; it is DELETED. This prevents any new true Unbias info from being posted on the site. Since every single profile already has a small group of Wiki Demi Editors, there is no room for anyone else to help contribute to the site. And since the purpose of a Wiki is to allow ((ALL)) people to contribute with their own knowledge of the subject, Wikipedia will always remain a Wiki Supposea; and will end up containing Bias and Inaccurate information.

Well, I tried to help out again on the Wiki Supposea and my info was deleted as always. It doesn't matter that I went to school for the topic and understand it's inner working completely. So I guess because I'm just a basic editor who has a life outside of the Internet, and doesn't have 24/7 to sit around bulling other editors; I will never be allowed to contribute to Wikipedia! I thought the idea was for everyone who knows something about the topic to help out. But it just ends up being that the 10% MINORITY rules Wikipedia!

by the2ndflood October 17, 2008

peanut butter suprise

spread peanut butter on your dick and then fuck a girl in the ass; after ejaculation, force the girl to suck everything off the cock.
(optional) lick the Peanut Butter out of the girls ass.

Samantha wanted a snack so I gave her a Peanut Butter Suprise (PBS).

by Bobby Malone October 30, 2007

sand paper suprise

It's when you shave your ass and around your asshole, then wait a couple of days for some stubble to grow. Then you take a shit on someones chest and rub it in with your ass hair.

sand paper suprise

by Silverado Stu October 18, 2008

Afghani Suprise

After a female is performing oral sex on a male, the male ejaculates his semen onto her face/chin area and then proceeds to get an electric hair clipper and clip his pubic region so the hairs stick to the semen making a beard.

You should've seen the look on her face when I offered her an Afghani Suprise

by ThatDamnBoy July 1, 2009

Vegas suprise

When she has been out gambling and drinking all night long, you wait until she is passed out and you take a shit in her mouth. Then she spits it out like a volcano in front of the Mirage.

When she came home at 4:00am, I gave her a Vegas surprise.

by Jack Veldcamp October 16, 2004

Morrisey Suprise

When a plastic surgeon ejaculates into the hole cut into the breast of a breast augmentation patient. Often the implant is then filled with semen rather than more traditional materials.

I could tell dat hoe had a cheap morrisey suprise because even though I fucked her cunt she ended up with a pearl necklace and smaller breasts.

by Ben Davisddd July 20, 2008