1: A place that's full of students that think they're better than everyone else. The snobbiest school in the world. A school where everyone smokes weed and the girls suck dick in the halls.
2: All of the students are cocky about their test scores but in reality they only have 500 students so there is nothing to be cocky about.
3: Terrible at every sport but the athletes still manage to talk shit on every other school out there as if they are going to win and then they go ahead and lose every game.
4: Every boy there is a fuck boy that tries to get with every girl but is shit at getting them. Every boy there also thinks they are big asf but in reality they are weaker than the weakest kid in York County.
5: A school that can't even beat Northern York or even York Vo-Tech at sports but again still try and talk shit on schools such as Cumberland valley, Red lion, and dallastown
2: All of the students are cocky about their test scores but in reality they only have 500 students so there is nothing to be cocky about.
3: Terrible at every sport but the athletes still manage to talk shit on every other school out there as if they are going to win and then they go ahead and lose every game.
4: Every boy there is a fuck boy that tries to get with every girl but is shit at getting them. Every boy there also thinks they are big asf but in reality they are weaker than the weakest kid in York County.
5: A school that can't even beat Northern York or even York Vo-Tech at sports but again still try and talk shit on schools such as Cumberland valley, Red lion, and dallastown
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A Typical Suburban Mom drinks wine, joins “book club”, is involved in multiple carpools, and tries to keep up with the Joneses.
Drives a huge SUV to run her errands in her designer activewear. Feeds her family an organic, gluten-free, and low salt diet, but also gets regular Botox injections.
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May or may not be involved in some MLM scheme.
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"Can you come to the bathroom with me?"
"Want to go to Starbucks?"
"Ok SO I have a huge problem. My boyfriend just broke up with me and She's Talking shit."
"OMG I love this pic! INstagram!, Omg I have to go ttyl! UGh that ugly whore."
"Omg I can't belive I've been single this long I mean, Im way more pretty than any of the boys girlfriends UGH *Hair Flip*
"OMG DOES MY MAKE UP LOOK OK!?!?!?"
"NOOO I Don't WANNA GO! STOP!
what anyone else would say:
"WOW. She sure is a typical suburban white girl alright"
"Want to go to Starbucks?"
"Ok SO I have a huge problem. My boyfriend just broke up with me and She's Talking shit."
"OMG I love this pic! INstagram!, Omg I have to go ttyl! UGh that ugly whore."
"Omg I can't belive I've been single this long I mean, Im way more pretty than any of the boys girlfriends UGH *Hair Flip*
"OMG DOES MY MAKE UP LOOK OK!?!?!?"
"NOOO I Don't WANNA GO! STOP!
what anyone else would say:
"WOW. She sure is a typical suburban white girl alright"
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John: God dammit, I live in a suburban area.
Kate: I live in a sub-suburban area!
John: Oh sweet, lets fuck and raise enough children to fill up an entire school bus!
Kate: Fuck yeah, and give me a beer as long as your at it!
John: Here you go, and happy 18th birthday sis!
Kate: Thanks daddy!
Kate: I live in a sub-suburban area!
John: Oh sweet, lets fuck and raise enough children to fill up an entire school bus!
Kate: Fuck yeah, and give me a beer as long as your at it!
John: Here you go, and happy 18th birthday sis!
Kate: Thanks daddy!
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