Suburban Bumpkin

A person from the suburbs that is unsophisticated and knows nothing about the country. Slightly more tolerable than a cidiot.

“My suburban bumpkin of a cousin came up for the weekend and thought chocolate milk came from brown cows.

by that country kid March 3, 2021

Suburban dictionary

A version of urban dictionary from an alternate universe often used by wine moms and boomer fathers.

"Their father showed them suburban dictionary they weren't really impressed."

by Anarchon March 5, 2021

suburban ghetto

What the suburbs become when violence rates rise.

Tatyana: My homegirl just moved to Long Island with her parents.

Paris: Girl.. you mean the suburban ghetto?

by motorolamamii July 14, 2022

suburban speedbump

when a high schooler is given a klonopin that was not prescribed to them

"I gave out all my klonopin to the kids on the party bus on the way to prom. It was literally a suburban speedbump."

by kjc-ftw June 17, 2022

Suburban starbucks

A hairstyle were a female shaves half of her head and puts the rest of her hair to the side of her head typically associated with white suburban teenager's who think they're different and female video game characters

Dammn that girls has a Suburban starbucks and some nice tats

by Markozemx August 10, 2022

Suburban Dictionary

A subpar version of the Urban Dictionary.

You use the Suburban Dictionary? What a pleb.

by hi,no September 18, 2022

suburban moshpit

When the rotisserie chickens at Costco are being put out, and the Karens and Kyles fight to get one.

As soon as the Costco put out fresh rotisserie chickens, a Suburban Moshpit broke out!

by sicha_beast September 29, 2022