STFUWTFOMFGROFLMAO

A long abbreviation for shut the fuck up, what the fuck, oh my fucking gosh, rolling on floor laughing my ass off... aka the ultimate laugh.

Amber: STFUWTFOMFGROFLMAO!!! He just texted me back saying he wanted to buttfuck me!

Cathy: Oh wow... I REALLY didn't need to know that... but that's hilarious!!!

by Alex....... yea November 8, 2010

STFUAFM

Shut The Fuck Up And Fuck Me.

As Brad was explaining his day, Katie replied. "STFUAFM"

by PunisherFoxx January 2, 2011

Stfuasmda

Stfuasmda: Shut The Fuck Up and Suck My Dick Already.

It adds that extra hint STFU was looking for...

Kirtney: HEY COLE STFUASMDA

Cole: ...Do I have to...?

by Flluerv January 14, 2011

STFU kiss

The kind of kiss when you want your girlfriend or boyfriend just to shut the fuck up.

He was explaninig to his girlfriend a long boring story so she gave him a STFU kiss.

by brencelj October 10, 2011

Stfab

To stab in a fabulous fashion

"Omg look at Brittany's fake boobs, I just want to stfab them so bad."

by Eggsy_21 May 19, 2015

STFU

It's an abbreviation which means "SHUT THE FUCK UP"

PERSON ONE "Glasgow Celtic and Hibernian sucks"
PERSON TWO "STFU you don't know a fuck about football.Hearts and rangers are shite you scumbag"

by Bajen Viking August 22, 2015

Stfugd

"Shut the fuck up, goddamn."
Similar to STFU, but with more gusto. Most efficient when used while yelling.

You: *trying to tell story*
Friends: *talking over you*
You: "STFUGD!"
Friends: *stunned in silence*

You: "now as I was saying.."

by therealginganinja July 1, 2016