Steamy Bryan

When you perform a Steamy Richard (Where you take a solid shit in a sock, microwave til steam comes out of the pores, slap a friend with it) then assfuck the friend and clean off your dick in their mouth or cunt.

I was just sitting there and he performed a steamy Bryan on me. Ruined my night.

by ToiletBryanThoughts November 24, 2021

steamy joe

When you take a dump in a coffee mug, and you melt it in the microwave. Once it is molten and steamy, you use it as lube with a sexual partner.

Emily and I woke up at the crack of dawn and did a nasty steamy joe before going to meet her parents

by Mark T-Pain June 09, 2024

steamy raincoat

A condom with shit on it from anal sex

After I pulled out of her ass I had a steamy raincoat on my dick

by TwiztedPrevert79 March 25, 2017

Hot steamy expresso

When you drop your hot steamy load on your closet friend while they sleep to get them wide awake and ready for the day

My friend was having a hard time getting out of bed this morning so I had to give him a hot steamy expresso

by MeepBeep#2 October 26, 2023

steamy jean

When a 1 male nails another male in the back door and releases his load. The receiving male then craps into the mouth of the giver.

Also a favorite of stacey jean!

Tony gave charly a steamy jean.

by CrAcKtOkE mCbLoKe May 03, 2005

Steamy steamy youch

You know it when you see it.

Wow that was a great set of melee, steamy steamy youch!

by youchster May 15, 2021

Steamy Steamer

When ur homie passes out and u pull down his pants and suck his dick

Brendon is technically gay bro. At Alex's last week Brendon passed out and Vince pulled a Steamy Steamer

by Juice Wrld's ghost March 07, 2020