sports fapper

one individual who is so obsessed with sports they are depicted as masturbating to a sports event--- these things are typically seen wearing high Nike socks

"You can tell Johnny is a sports fapper by his Elites."

by classy_sir June 16, 2014

Sporting Woods

The erections that Jim Nance and Johnny Miller produce whenever they are able to work Tiger Woods name into a golf tournament broadcast. Which is, of course, whenever possible.

Jim Nance: Tom Watson hurt his elbow on the 6th Hole.
Johnny Miller: Tiger Woods has elbows.
Jim Nance: The elbows of a champion as a matter of fact.
(off camera)
Johnny Miller: Are you pants getting tighter?
Jim Nance: Oh Yeah, we're sporting woods!

by Fist of Fury April 12, 2008

extreme sport

Originally, adult sports involving a high level of danger and adrenaline that would not appeal to most people but attract a daring few: things like skydiving, bungee jumping, rock climbing, ice climbing, technical mountaineering, hang gliding. It generally did not include sports which were "extreme" in their early years but since became mainstream (e.g., downhill skiing or scuba diving), nor did it include children's and teenager's activities like BMX or skateboarding. Extreme sports originally meant adult and non-mainstream. Later (from the late 1990s on) the meaning changed to become synonymous with non-dangerous kiddie sports and the definition has more to do with age (and with marketing energy drinks, Mountain Dew, baggy pants, and punk and thrash music), much to the chagrin of older folks involved in dangerous sports who now would rather the term would go away.

Skateboarding? That's not extreme. If you want a real extreme sport try hot air ballooning.

by 2182 July 2, 2009

EA Sports

the gayest videogame makers of all time. Not only do they make horrible sports titles they buy out the competition. Wow,money does make the world go around after all. John Madden can suck my balls!

"EA Sports its in the lame"

by Jobie Trice April 1, 2005

sky sports

1. a clique of twats
2. a company that likes to fuck you up the ass
3. eveyone's last job - only twats list it as current job
4. I am a twat and it is my current job

I met a bloke down the pub and he gave me sky sports then felched me sweet bottom

by Nick Balmer March 10, 2004

blood sport

a sport in which people or animals are killed.

"that football sure is a blood sport, isn't it dan?" "only because you keep shooting at the players, frank."

by evann April 15, 2006

Sport Teacher

People who take apparent pleasure in causing humiliation and torture to children. They also despise their pupils, unless they are the next sporting prodigy.

My sport teacher said I had to keep shooting at this basketball net until the ball went in. I sat there, my team getting more and more anrgy and taking the mick out of me, trying to get the stupid ball to go in, until my teacher, with an exasperated sigh said I could sit down. Most humiliating event of my life. Just because I'm not very good at it, no matter how hard I try, they still hate me for it. In other subjects, teachers help the dumb kids. Oh no, not in PE.

by Emily Y. February 21, 2007