Spider Cunt

A vagina that has not been entered in ages, therefore it has cobwebs in and around it.

Have you heard from that girl from the gym? Oh, that old spider cunt? No. She ain't had dick in a hot minute.

by wonderpony February 8, 2009

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Spider webbing

To lure females into your room and feed them shots with intentions of sexual penetration....similair to how a spider traps their pray and leaves them defenseless...often done by frat brothers and nursing students...

Shit dude did you read the paper Lain got arrested for spider webbing last night....

by Iron butterfly91 January 20, 2011

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Spider-Man

(Verb): When a girl is giving a guy head, and right before he comes into her mouth, he pushes her away, and comes into his hand, and throws it at the girls face, and says "SPIDER-MAN!"

Girl: "hey- wha-?"
Boy: "SPIDER-MAN!"

by Emmaroo August 25, 2004

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Spider Puppet

A spider, after it dies and goes to hell and confronts satan. The spider then must go through one of satans challenges to see what his fate will be. If he can't complete the challenge he gets tranformed into a ethereal black and wooden spider with a pink penis protruding from it. It also appears to be controlled by strings and can float and is now a spider puppet.

Whoa, look at that spider puppet.

by Clout Daniels May 13, 2009