by darian v. August 3, 2007
Get the sperm bucketmug. a person who inherits from wealthy parents, especially when the child is underserving is said to be the winner of this lottery.
The Cooker: "damn, there is those ass holes I hate."
Pete Dick: "which ones?"
The Cooker: "the fucks with the popped collars, you know, those dicks drinking wine at a sports bar."
Pete Dick: "oh yes, the winners of the sperm lottery, don't worry, I have Oak making repairs to their cars right now."
The Cooker: "I guess I should just focus on jacking for beats."
Pete Dick: "and Irish yourself."
TP (returning from playing gay games): "What are you guys talking about?"
The Cooker: "Shut up and Irish yourself"
Pete Dick: "which ones?"
The Cooker: "the fucks with the popped collars, you know, those dicks drinking wine at a sports bar."
Pete Dick: "oh yes, the winners of the sperm lottery, don't worry, I have Oak making repairs to their cars right now."
The Cooker: "I guess I should just focus on jacking for beats."
Pete Dick: "and Irish yourself."
TP (returning from playing gay games): "What are you guys talking about?"
The Cooker: "Shut up and Irish yourself"
by Pete Dick March 21, 2008
Get the sperm lotterymug. When a woman gives a blowjob to mulitple partners within moments of eachother.
Hence collecting a variety of semen in her stomach, creating a sperm milkshake in her stomach.
Hence collecting a variety of semen in her stomach, creating a sperm milkshake in her stomach.
Killator: "hey trigg why did you stop dating that one broad?"
Trigga: "Oh she was a real Sperm Milkshake"
Killator: "yeah but that's why i thought you two were a great couple"
Trigga: "hey fuck you man, you didnt have to kiss her.."
Killator: "true dat"
Trigga: "anyway, have you been the grocery store lately?"
Killator: "Naw, it's a real corpse circus in there"
Trigga: "Oh she was a real Sperm Milkshake"
Killator: "yeah but that's why i thought you two were a great couple"
Trigga: "hey fuck you man, you didnt have to kiss her.."
Killator: "true dat"
Trigga: "anyway, have you been the grocery store lately?"
Killator: "Naw, it's a real corpse circus in there"
by Grimm Rapper April 14, 2010
Get the Sperm Milkshakemug. When a male/female shits out a sperm baby due to the result of a hard ass pounding the night before.
by Lord Thaddeus December 16, 2011
Get the Sperm Turdmug. The man that your poor mother mated with to produce you...usually used instead of the term "biological father", where you now have a "new dad" or you don't want to refer to him as your "real" dad.
Daughter: My sperm dad is so cheap he sent me a roll of masking tape for my 12th birthday.
Friend: Well he is from Christchurch (New Zealand)
Friend: Well he is from Christchurch (New Zealand)
by Miss Polly January 24, 2008
Get the sperm dadmug. by RenegadeTeabagger March 9, 2003
Get the sperm churnermug. 1st dude -"look at that sperm curdler over there - wouldn't touch that without serious beer goggles"
2nd dude -"Fuckin moose man - too right"
2nd dude -"Fuckin moose man - too right"
by street smeg May 6, 2005
Get the Sperm Curdlermug.