neph-speak

Noun.
1) using - : the act of speaking in stream of consciousness mode
2) the result of using 1)

"That guy was in total Neph-speak mode, man, he was all like 'fish-head, buttocks, my only eye, my only I, I am the center of all that is, take a piss, see if I care, millennium hand and shrimp'"

by SignorGalilei April 2, 2004

Dweeb Speak

Dweeb Speak is described as the mannerisms in the speech patterns of those who do not conform to society in modern day culture, that is considered quirky or uncool.
One who uses dweeb speak is worthy of respect, for they are nonconformist, as well as the fact that they are not ashamed of any quirks they themselves may possess, and are generally accepting of the quirks of other people.

Dweeb: Why hello there friend, like zonks dude, looks like some two slash one is getting his hunko donk mode on!
Local Chad: Yeah dude, I've been working out lately.
Dweeb: Well, my mom told me to zippity zoopity home over yonder, hunk on dude!
Bystander: Ugh, such Dweeb Speak does disgust me to my very core. We must away Archibald.

by Dragon of Spry Wisdom February 19, 2019

passionate speaking

When someone is very passionate and enthusiastic about the point they are trying to put across. Often putting their hands on your shoulders and shaking the life out of you as they speak. They (without noticing) use A LOT of aggressive hand gestures, but then notice they are doing it as you start to imitate their movements. This "passionate speaking" may include a certain amount of sarcasm and can be found quite humorous by those who understand it. True naturals at "passionate speaking" can even convey their gestures and feelings quite miraculously through text. Ones may even say it's as if they can feel the glare from the person through their text. For highest quality of smiles and laughter it's best witnessed in person.

Olivia - "🗯️"
Malorie - "I like to call it passionate speaking"

by [e-mail] July 26, 2020

speaking dolphin

The sound a chick makes when you stick your dick in her ass thus making her speak like a dolphin.

Dude, I went to Sally's house and I totally made that bitch start speaking dolphin.

by white nigga candy October 15, 2014

cyber speak

terms or jargon commonly used in communications through or referring to technology.

"She only communicates in cyber speak. Her last remark to me was 'Your treeware is almost as impressive as your yahoo email address. lol.'

by awordygrrl September 19, 2013

speak pretzel

To tell a twisted tale that ought to be taken with a grain of salt.

Person A: Did you hear what she said?
Person B: Yeah, but she tends to speak pretzel so you can't believe it.

by NamelessKiller August 20, 2015

Speaking chair

When you are pushing in your chair and it makes a fart noise and everyone turns towards you with the utmost disgust.

Me:*Pulls in seat - Chair makes weird noise*
Person:Are you fucking kidding me? Again!? You know we aren't aloud to open windows in this class!!!
Me:B-but it was a Speaking chair, trust me!!!

#Awkward #Chair #Speaking #School

by Shitionary May 16, 2016