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Sparklefaggot

An artist who uses far too many vibrant colours in their work, making it difficult to look at. Sparklefaggots have large collections of Crayola products and although they may be very old, the artwork they produce looks like that of a five year-old.
Ke$ha's makeup has so many colours...she's a real sparklefaggot.

That furry likes drawing pictures of cats that look like they got puked on by a crayon box...what a sparklefaggot.
by mcgibbs November 30, 2010
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Sparkle

An old fart who continuously complains about everything.
He is Mr Sparkle, the R5 of UCS.
by RobinНood November 18, 2019
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Sparkle

When a person has a crush on someone who isn’t usually their type. They don’t know exactly why they have a crush on them they just do. When this happens it means that the person they have a crush on has sparkle.
Person One: Why do you like him? You never date guys like that?

Person Two: I don’t know he just has sparkle for me.
by Dove556 April 27, 2020
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Sparkle Dog

A canine, of any sort, that has been drawn with skinny limbs and emo hair. Dog anatomy can be exaggerated to fit the maker's "style". The dog is then coloured with the brightest most irritating colours the artist can find, and covered with teen accessories to the point where looking at it makes you want to rip your eyes out and stomp on them just for registering something so hideous into your mind.

In short, an anorexic faggot dog.
Person 1: I kind of feel bad for all the sparkle dogs, just being one is asking for abuse.

Person 2: Yeah, I had one once, but I shot it, because it was just so damn ugly... I mainly did it to put the poor thing out of its misery though, ya'know?
by Aimy58 April 5, 2010
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Sparkling salmon

the act of cumming in a girls face; then using raw fish, preferably, but not limited to salmon or other closly related species, and smaking her across the face causing her to tumble down at least one flight of stairs. More than one flight is cceptable so are escalators, but they are not needed. a blow job is not required for this, but once again, it is preferable.
for the best blow job ever, I sure gave that girl a sparkling salmon.
by I <3 DOME/wierd shit. May 2, 2010
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Sparkling Butthole

When a man ejaculates on and all around his lovers butthole, throws a handful of glitter over the sperm covered butthole and it then dries and sticks all over the butthole
When I saw the glitter in her bedroom, I knew she was all about the sparkling butthole.
by The Final Truth March 30, 2010
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sparkling clown

While receiving a blow job, pull out and blow your load on her face. Then reach into your carefully prepared pocket full of glitter and toss it in her face.
Betty was amazed at how much her face looked like her sequined gown after her first 'sparkling clown'.
by zeyramos September 26, 2005
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