Spanish Omelette

When a couple engaging in anal sex uses Butter to lubricate the anus, and Olive Oil to lubricate the penis. Upon ejaculation inside the anus, the mixture is referred to as a Spanish Omelette.

I rubbed butter on Brandy's ass, and stuck my Olive Oil covered cock in it. I came in her ass, and she pushed the mixture out and had a Spanish Omelette for breakfast!

by briggy March 23, 2009

The Spanish Way

The act of kissing the girl on the neck, when discovering a girl that you're interested in smokes, and you're not a smoker (thus making you not want to kiss her).

"Dude, she's a smoker and you still got some? How did you kiss her, man?"
"I did it the Spanish Way."
"Ahhh, nice."

by Henley Road April 16, 2010

Spanish Microwave

This is when a female quefs under the covers and shuves your head under,much like the dutch oven.

OMG you shouldve seen what she did to me!!She totally just spanish microwaved me!!!

by omfgurfaceissick May 13, 2010

spanish ninja

Very simular to the Ninja... this is an intense sexual position involving a man and a woman and a dildo, the way it is performed is
first, you turn off all the lighs in the room
second, you start banging the girl in the ass
third, you shove the dildo in her ass and pull out so she "does not know"... now this is where this and the Ninja differ... you very stealthly sneak around her side and scream TEQUILA!!! and give her a champion Dirty Sanchez.

Madonna:Damn, i got spanish ninjad pretty bad last night.
Me: Yeah you still have shit on your upper lip.

by air dick October 11, 2005

spanish wedding

A girl stands in the middle of a group of guys, dancing like a spanish person. The guys jack off onto the girl and the cum is like "steamers and confetti". The girl keeps dancing.

Olivia was a part of the spanish wedding.

by gttom September 4, 2014

Spanish Mackrel

The nasty smell that a womans pussy emits after several weeks of being used as a cum dumpster and never washed between sexual encounters...

also known as "cologne de cum dumpster"

Jenny had to go to the chemist to buy a douche brush and 8 boxes of laundry powder because her cunt was begining to smell like a spanish mackrel after her 2 month holiday in Philidelphia...

by Big n' Long Tom October 31, 2009

the spanish smack

when you cum in your hand and you smack a girl in the face cheek and splatter the cum everwhere

yo i was fuckin this bitch and then i gave her the spanish smack.

by rico mauripoo suave February 25, 2008