Originally coined while highly intoxicated during camping, "No Shower, No Sober" is the motto used by true savages and is a fool-proof way to have an insane time.
"No Shower, No Sober" refers to when a large group of people do not shower or sober up for a period of three or more days. Massive quantities of alcohol are required.
"No Shower, No Sober" refers to when a large group of people do not shower or sober up for a period of three or more days. Massive quantities of alcohol are required.
"The line for the showers is hella long, I don't want to wait..."
"Well, fuck that shit anyway, mate. No shower, no sober!"
"Well, fuck that shit anyway, mate. No shower, no sober!"
by Elenitsa August 18, 2006
Get the no shower, no sobermug. When you havent had anything to drink, but you're acting in a way that makes you look completely smashed. When a girl, typically named Ttephanie is completely sober, but is acting so ridiculous that her friends say she's Sober Drunk.
friend: Ttephanie, Why are you dancing on that table? You havent had anything to drink!
Ttephanie: I'm Sober Drunk!!
Ttephanie: I'm Sober Drunk!!
by Winnifer October 20, 2010
Get the Sober Drunkmug. Adam - Oh no! The teacher is gunna see us all drunk
Captain Sober - Don't worry I got this guys. Go hide over there.
Teacher - Whats going on here?
Captain Sober - Nothing everything is perfectly fine, I mean, look at me, aren't I perfectly sober? 'Cause I am Captain Sober
Captain Sober - Don't worry I got this guys. Go hide over there.
Teacher - Whats going on here?
Captain Sober - Nothing everything is perfectly fine, I mean, look at me, aren't I perfectly sober? 'Cause I am Captain Sober
by Bigmamas words April 23, 2011
Get the Captain Sobermug. a girl who is a whore when she is completely sober unlike most girls (usually white girls) who need alcohol to give up the drawls
Guy 1: Man I just fucked Vanessa.
Guy 2: Haha how many drinks did she have?
Guy 1: Nah man she didn't have any. She's a sober slut.
Guy 2: Haha how many drinks did she have?
Guy 1: Nah man she didn't have any. She's a sober slut.
by PurdueBound April 25, 2011
Get the sober slutmug. Beer.
by dr.secrets August 4, 2009
Get the sober juicemug. by britishspy January 5, 2023
Get the bushwick sobermug. It’s like CA sober but your less confined to just smoking pot. You can drink, occasionally partake in recreational pharmaceuticals, and probably still function.
I was gonna do that 75 Hard workout thing, but the no booze element wasn’t my jam. I’m Florida sober and want to have some fun.
by Darthspock March 8, 2022
Get the florida sobermug.